bread_lord
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In your gaze where I'm seen, consume me (yes me) by bread_lord
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2026
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“Yeah so just like I said, don’t worry about your hobbies I’m sure you can make it work here! I’m just downstairs if anything goes wrong and oh- I think Lucifer should be home soon.” Rosie said, settling onto a kitchen stool. Alastor gave the place one final look around before coming back to her.
“Mmmm yes this may as well do. I must say the tenant does-”
Click!
Ah speak of the devil. Before long, someone walked into the doorway. Alastor perked up to see if it was his so-called housemate he would have. Then he looked down, and down again until he made eye contact with the short king.
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Famous radio host Alastor needs a new place to stay and ends up rooming with Lucifer, the head chef at the 5 star restaurant Inferno Inn.
Chaos ensues.
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And I Don't Mean to Sound Hostile But The DEMON IS A COWARD by bread_lord, chocolategoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
22 Jan 2026
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“I’ll have the horniest sinners knockin’ these walls down to get in!” Angel Dust exclaimed. Right at that exact moment, Crowley walked in.
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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After the holy-water bathtub incident, Beelzebub decides a better punishment for Crowley is to be the princess of hell's little assistant for her pet project; the Hazbin Hotel. A place where sinners can be "redeemed".
Crowley would rather get discorporated.
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7 Minutes in Heaven by bread_lord
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
07 Nov 2025
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“Hey Maomao! We should play a game!”
“Huh?”
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Shisui suggests a game of 7 minutes in heaven before the school year ends. Maomao agrees but wasn't sure who was going to join...
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Five Nights at Eggman's by bread_lord
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Five Nights at Freddy's
23 Mar 2025
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Sonic froze. Eyes dilated, heart pounding, ears pricked up.
That’s not real.
This is not real.He could feel his body grow cold then hot then cold again — this cannot be real. His heart dangerously pounding outside his skin. Sweat, maybe tears, running down and sinking into his fur. His quills stood up. Mouth dry. Body numb.
In contrast to Sonic’s panic, Bonnie stood perfectly still, eyes gazing into the West Hallway camera.
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Sonic gets a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria as a night guard. It can't be that bad right?
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But The DEMON IS A COWARD! - The Universe by bread_lord, chocolategoblin
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
22 Jan 2026
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Living right across from each other had always been its own kind of challenge. Vincent threw parties nearly every night—loud, flashy, and fueled by an ego bigger than his apartment. Alastor, meanwhile, was equally prideful but preferred peace, order, and blessed silence.
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But everything changes the night they both open their doors …and discover a baby girl tucked inside a crate, staring up at them as if they were supposed to know what to do next.
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24 Feb 2026
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The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.
Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”
Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”
“That’s the gist,” Vox said.
Alastor stared at him.
Then laughed.
Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.
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- Part 1 of part-time soulmate, full-time problem
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16 Feb 2026
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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13 Feb 2026
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Vox dies. Surprisingly no one takes this well.
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Or, Vox dies and Alastor tries to drag his soul back from Purgatory.
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28 Jan 2026
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An angel's blood is delicious, or that's what the cannibal demons say.
Alastor wants to try it more than ever.
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28 Jan 2026