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You stretch your legs and turn on the lights, squinting a little at the sudden harsh brightness as you tumble towards the front door. Before opening it, you peep through the little door hole. Huh. That is one dapper man.
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you're hannibal's new neighbour.
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And I Don't Mean to Sound Hostile But The DEMON IS A COWARD by bread_lord, chocolategoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
01 May 2026
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“I’ll have the horniest sinners knockin’ these walls down to get in!” Angel Dust exclaimed. Right at that exact moment, Crowley walked in.
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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After the holy-water bathtub incident, Beelzebub decides a better punishment for Crowley is to be the princess of hell's little assistant for her pet project; the Hazbin Hotel. A place where sinners can be "redeemed".
Crowley would rather get discorporated.
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would you have liked me better if I had died (so that you could tell my story) by bread_lord
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 Apr 2026
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He cautiously slid a pistol from his side drawer and tucked it into his belt as he walked towards the door. Still keeping the door chain in place, he turned the knob and opened it slowly.
A pair of worried eyes meets his gaze.
Colt stumbled back in shock.
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In the 3 hours Ryland Grace has to decide his fate, he goes to his brother for some advice.
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Tomodachi Life: Living the Nightmare by bread_lord
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), トモダチコレクション 新生活 | Tomodachi Life
27 Apr 2026
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What is Grace doing, question?
"Hang on Rock, I think it's…" Grace said, "Oh my god."
Grace stared at his laptop. It's here.
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Game, his screen read in bold.
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Grace gets sucked into Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and must find a way out.
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In your gaze where I'm seen, consume me (yes me) by bread_lord
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2026
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“Yeah so just like I said, don’t worry about your hobbies I’m sure you can make it work here! I’m just downstairs if anything goes wrong and oh- I think Lucifer should be home soon.” Rosie said, settling onto a kitchen stool. Alastor gave the place one final look around before coming back to her.
“Mmmm yes this may as well do. I must say the tenant does-”
Click!
Ah speak of the devil. Before long, someone walked into the doorway. Alastor perked up to see if it was his so-called housemate he would have. Then he looked down, and down again until he made eye contact with the short king.
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Famous radio host Alastor needs a new place to stay and ends up rooming with Lucifer, the head chef at the 5 star restaurant Inferno Inn.
Chaos ensues.
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But The DEMON IS A COWARD! - The Universe by bread_lord, chocolategoblin
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
01 May 2026
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why we're making headlines by morally_gay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
05 May 2026
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He coughs, pulling up the collar of his shirt to cover his mouth from the dust. By the time it’s cleared, a cop has stepped out of the car, hand resting on the holster of his gun, his partner close behind him. They look between each other, before the taller of the two takes a step towards Grace.
“Colt Seavers?” the cop asks, and then continues without waiting for a response, “You’re under arrest for the murder of Henry Herrera.”
Grace blinks. Blinks again. Because— what?
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Ryland Grace gets arrested, and nobody will believe him when he says he isn't Colt, but instead his twin brother.
Meanwhile, the real Colt Seavers has no clue who this lady who's kidnapped him onto her ship is or what she has to do with Tom Ryder, but he doesn't plan on sticking around long enough to find out.
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05 May 2026
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Live Wire by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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After a year in orbit, Grace thinks he's ready to finally make his way down to Erid. The planet has been eagerly awaiting his arrival, ready to welcome him like a hero. Grace forgot to consider just how loud Erid could be and, more importantly, how frayed his tolerance is after years of near solitary travel.
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Grace is overstimulated and has a meltdown shortly after arriving on Erid. Rocky tries to help.
Bookmarked by bread_lord
04 May 2026
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Anesthesia Awareness by HotPinkTardis
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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What if Ryland Grace was kept in a kind of state of awareness during the early stages of his prematurely induced coma?
A little thing I had to write because I couldn't stop thinking about PHM.
Bookmarked by bread_lord
04 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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04 May 2026
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There was a loud bang on the fuel tank of the Mary that made Ryland jolted and stop his little dancing. He made his way to the cockpit to check what hit the ship.
“Mary, what are we dealing with today?” He said mostly to himself as he looked at the radar.
A life sign. An angel.
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03 May 2026