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    Yikes the title is long. Anyway, so many fics are like infinity war and endgame didn't happen, this is my idea of how that could be the case

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    Fics by me, the owner of this account

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    Fics by my sister

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    Jason picked up on the second ring—a pleasant surprise—with the ever-welcoming demand of “How did you get this number?”

    Well, if they were skipping formalities: “Want to give Bruce a heart attack?”

    Or: Tim, overwhelmed with work and in desperate need of sleep, calls Red Hood and asks him to pretend-kidnap him. Unfortunately, Jason then actually kidnaps him. Babs sighs heavily in the background.

    Or or: Tim wants to be kidnapped. Jason wants to piss off Bruce. What could go wrong?

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    Joker was beyond redemption. Tim had attended so many funerals, so many memorials, stood in front of countless graves, murmured to sobbing victims, sent flowers to hospital rooms. All because the Joker wanted to play with Batman. All because Batman would rather play the game, then put a permanent end to it all.

    Even with the no-killing rule, he would find a way to fix it. The Justice League put super-powered criminals into the Phantom Zone, where they could never escape or harm anyone. Surely, Tim could find something like that to imprison Joker.

    But now Red Hood, revealed as the Jason Todd, has entered the scene, stage right. Full of righteous fury. Full of murderous intent. Full of hatred towards the Joker. Maybe he doesn't need to build that phantom zone projector...

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    OR: Tim wants Joker dead. He’s manipulating everyone to that end.

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    Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".

    Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.

     

    Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.

     

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    Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.

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