16 Works by calliopygian
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a love song (ft. Jimmy Kaga-Ricci & Rowan Omondi) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
20 Dec 2025
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vienna na na na @partyatclubmouse
[ID: A GIF of Lister Bird whispering in Jimmy Kaga-Ricci's ear on the red carpet, then smirking.]
"kisses in the bathroom / whispers under cameras flashing"Cianna (she/her) @ciannanamonroll
omg i need a lip reader on this STATsaja boys own my uwus @mylittlesodapopshop
hi!! so i asked my Deaf mom and she says Lister said "I have to shit so bad right now"Series
- Part 4 of using my platform for good <3
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'genesis' tracklist (w/ lyrics!) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
07 Jul 2025
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The full tracklist- a companion piece to "stream 'genesis' by lister bird for clear skin."
1) aftertaste
2) act ur age
3) who r u (wearing)
4) interlude (this is not a love song)
5) louise
6) guilty & charged
7) before u bi (feat. Reneé Rapp)Series
- Part 3 of using my platform for good <3
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stream "genesis" by lister bird for clear skin by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
26 Jun 2025
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Lister Bird @allisterbird
new album "genesis" drops june 3rd, happy pride bitchesssssssssEvie @invalidaterr
whatpippa <3 @puppaychinos
whatSTAN THE ARK 4 CLEAR SKIN @stantheark
WHATLister Bird @allisterbird
lol idk. presave at link in bio!Series
- Part 2 of using my platform for good <3
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proofread?? mate you couldn't proofWRITE by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
14 Jun 2025
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Lister Bird @allisterbird
i actually do cuss a littleJimmy Kaga-Ricci @jimmykagaricci
what's your favorite cuss word?Lister Bird @allisterbird
probably fagThis Tweet has been deleted.
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- Part 1 of using my platform for good <3
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my heart is thrilled by the still of your hand (it's how i know now that you understand) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
09 Mar 2025
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"Do you trust me?"
Rowan glances up at Lister through crooked glasses, drinking him in as if for the first time. "That's a terrible question."
"You'd be a terrible teacher."
or:
Rowan and Lister hook up. Rowan makes some discoveries. Or more accurately, Lister makes some discoveries for Rowan.
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An inside look into the Guardians, and how they navigate having a private life in the public eye.
(AKA: People think Angel and Jimmy are dating, Bliss finally speaks out, and Juliet learns how to drum.)
Fuck Twitter, am I right?
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unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe (blonde) by calliopygian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2025
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Peter doesn’t remember forgetting.
Which is kind of the point, right? It's an oxymoron. You can't. Shouldn't.
But still… the absence lingers. Like a gap where your tooth should be, or that split second between dreaming and waking where you swore you could fly. In the back of his mind, when he closes his eyes-
Blonde hair. White teeth.
And the smell of crisp cologne.
OR:
Peter Pettigrew and the Seventh-Year Glow Up (It's All About Confidence, Really.)
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Rowan Omondi Speedruns A Sexuality Crisis In 6 Easy Steps by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
09 Dec 2024
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Okay, so, full disclaimer, Rowan has never been all too attached to his sexuality. He’d grown up in a pretty progressive household, best friends with the gayest boy he could find, his sister had painted his nails and dressed him up in tutus and he’d never felt the need to have a crisis about it. He liked girls. He liked dresses. The two things could coincide, no problem.
If he’d had the slightest desire to bat for his own team, wouldn’t he have figured that out by now?
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the ark reacts to 'my mom sold me to THE ARK NOT CLICKBAIT' by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
04 Dec 2024
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The title is self-explanatory... don't think too hard about it.
(All credit to bicci for the fake Y/N fanfic!! Remember to check it out on their page and leave Kudos)
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i'll blow out the candles, happy birthday to me (got your whole life ahead of you, you're only 18) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
28 Nov 2024
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5 times people sang "Happy Birthday" to Lister, and the 1 time he actually asked them to.
(Dedicated to tumbler-nerd13: "Can someone PLEASE write a fanfic of Lister lying awake on the night before his eighteenth birthday being shit scared of the whole new wave of people who are going to sexualize him?!!?!")
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it could be lethal (sleeping with a friend) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
19 Aug 2024
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“Testosterone makes you fucking horny, man.”
Years of media training allow Lister’s voice to remain steady. “Oh yeah?”
AKA: The Jimmy Kaga-Ricci x Lister Bird messy hookup fic we've all been waiting for. The tamest smut you can imagine with a lot of feelings attached. If you know me IRL... no you don't.
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girldumbasses (we're in love) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
23 Jul 2024
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If you asked Jimmy what he was thinking in the moment, he’d say that the heat got to him.
He is a professional. He has undergone extensive media training since childhood. He does not make impulse-driven, risky decisions- well, not publicly, at least. He does not kiss Lister Bird onstage in front of thousands (actually millions, counting live streamers) of people.
...But listen.
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the seasons change, addiction's strange (i loved back then what i hate today) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
22 Apr 2024
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What if Lister Bird had gone a different way that night?
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The Lister Bird Reneé Rapp AU that nobody asked for, loosely based off of her song Snow Angel.
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she's gonna save me, call me baby (run her hands through my hair) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
23 Feb 2024
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"Do you just sleep with people to make them like you?"
Inspired by Hozier's Jackie and Wilson, this is... not a fun one. Warning for portrayal of grooming and implied underage sex.
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Lister Bird Speedruns the 12 Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman
24 Jul 2023
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Exactly what the title sounds like.
Or:
Inexactly what the title sounds like.
We'll see :)
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god is dead, art is dead (they're the same thing in the end) by calliopygian
Fandoms: I Was Born for This - Alice Oseman, Radio Silence - Alice Oseman
01 Jun 2023
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After the Incident In The Rain That We Sometimes Talk About (When We Are Drunk And/Or Sleep-Deprived), The Ark decides it's time for a well-earned break, where they can learn how to care for themselves and each other again... and try to write some music before they're thrown back into the spotlight. Enter: art therapist Frances Janvier, freshly graduated from college, who has no clue what she's doing.
Or:
Three gods go to therapy.