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    It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    06 Feb 2026

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    In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.

    The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive. 

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    12 Feb 2026

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    I'll be Jane by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Jan 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    12 Feb 2026

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    tongues a-wagging by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 Feb 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    all the things he did by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    30 Dec 2025

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    4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.

    OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

    Translation in Russian available, here and here.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    The Social Media AUs. by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    05 Feb 2026

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    Heated Rivalry, as told by Shane & Ilya’s social media.

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    08 Feb 2026