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Vox had always hated getting her period. She figured the one good thing about having died and gone to Hell would be that at least she wouldn't have to deal with that, but no. Whoever it was – if it was a who – that had given her a television in place of her gorgeous face had decided that periods were just something that she got to keep. A little memento from her living years.
Yippee.
Well – it was Hell. It was supposed to suck. The main problem was they weren't even predictable, once a month visitors. And the worst problem of all was that she was horny as shit on her period, always had been – and who the Hell would be up for fucking her when she was on the rag?
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- Part 6 of RadioStatic One Shots
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06 May 2026
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Alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat—or perhaps like a lonely puppy, begging for scraps. But the man reeks of insecurity and alpha pheromones, and Alastor has no patience nor need for alphas. It has been a long time since he has cared for such overbearing company.
Until, as it turns out, he learns that Vox is not an alpha at all.
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- Part 1 of Alpha, Beta
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09 Apr 2026
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Alastor has spent his entire afterlife driving people out of his house. He just wasn't prepared for what a challenge the new owner will be.
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04 Apr 2026
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“You’ve not done this before, right? Stabbed anyone, I mean.” Mr. Whittman asked a little shakily—the question already sounding answered for Alastor.
“I have. But haven’t you? That work you made on the man’s gut wasn’t exactly good, but it wasn’t amateur enough to be your first time doing it. It’s funny how easily things work out—two friends, two murderers, two fellows out for lunch. It’s all the same, isn’t it?”
Vincent inhaled a shaky breath and nodded, finally standing up from atop the body. He looked to Alastor—looked away—then looked back at him again. “I…I guess it is.”
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Alastor abruptly cancels an evening at the bar with Vincent to instead have a meeting with another man. Predictably, Vincent doesn't quite like being dissappointed, so he intends to do something about it.
...by breaking and entering. Obviously.
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What happens when 52 of my readers vote for me to write a fic?
You get this.Bookmarked by captain_weinersoldier
27 Mar 2026
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During a gala hosted for local media representatives, Vincent Whittman meets the dazzling radio star and toast of New Orleans, Alastor.
As he grapples with his own pitiless ambition and the dark secret behind his success, Vincent begins to fall for the mysterious man. But his growing obsession with the radio star leads him to find out a horrifying truth about Alastor, which could either bind them together forever or destroy their burgeoning relationship.
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My take on the human, murder media AU we all want
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11 Mar 2026