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    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    Steve looks up at the sky and sees stars. Eddie looks up at the sky and sees alien spaceships. It’s going to start with a graveyard shift, a midnight radio hour, and Dustin Henderson. It’s going to end on New Year’s Eve, 1985—one way or another.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.

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    27 Aug 2023

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    14 Feb 2023

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    “You’re donating,” Jonathan glances back down at the paper, “your bat, your car, your TV, and all your money?”

    “Yeah, you know, I was kinda busy with graduation so I’m doing my spring cleaning now.”

    “Steve, don’t fuck around.” And once again, there it is. Jonathan Byers looking at him with the exasperated impatience of someone who thinks they’re so much smarter than him. So much more mature than him. If he wants to be like that, fine.

    “It’s a will. Happy? Stop looking at me like that or you’re gonna get taken out of it.”

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    29 Nov 2022

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    “Are you a cultivator?”

    “No,” she says, steadily. “This one doesn’t possess the core for it.” She pauses and raises her eyes to his, so boldly he finds it a little startling. “I believe that I can be of use to the Jiang sect in spite of that, and I have brought a gift to prove it. May I show you?”

    Fully intrigued now, Jiang Cheng nods. The girl unslings the bundle from her back, unties a couple of straps, and unrolls it on the floor in a smooth motion.

    Jiang Cheng is on his feet before he even consciously realizes it’s happened, and the reaction murmurs out through the hall. There, on a blanket that belongs on the back of a horse, are five Wen cultivator swords, offered to him by a girl who looks like the word “bumpkin” was invented specifically for her. What the fuck.

    “Where did you get those?” he asks, instead of asking “What the fuck?” out loud, because that would be unbecoming of his status as sect leader.

    The girl meets his eyes again, lifts her chin, and says simply, “I killed the men who carried them.”

    Or: Fan Dingxiang cultivates the swole path. Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to handle that.

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    20 Jun 2022