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ILY LMAO NVM by nathanbellamy for NomNomReesesPieces
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
16 Feb 2024
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When Peter gets sick of his friends spamming the group chat with memes mocking him for not confessing the truth to Erik, he decides to get it over with and tell Erik that he's his son...over text.
But there's one more hurdle: navigating texting etiquette. To Peter, anything less than two exclamation points is furious. To Erik, anything more than a period is sarcastic. And that's just the tip of the #iceberg.
Will Peter and Erik be able to overcome their generational divide to finally become a family? Or will they have to say "L8R" to "ILY"?
[part regular fic, part chatfic, all cursed]
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- 7,616
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- 1/1
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04 Mar 2026
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Jaejoong's guide on why you should not sleep with your choreographer by 909_5 for freckledstarss
Fandoms: DBSK | Tohoshinki | TVfXQ | TVXQ, JX (Korea Band)
21 Jun 2025
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Jaejoong launches into a rant about how his company basically forced him to become an idol again, even though he is completely against it. Which led him to meet Jung Yunho — the infuriating, arrogant, overly confident choreographer who is now somehow in charge of making sure Jaejoong dances. He complains about Yunho’s smirk, his attitude, his ridiculous level of assurance that Jaejoong will actually listen to him.
Junsu listens with the patience of someone who has known Jaejoong long enough to expect these outbursts. Then, after a long pause, he leans back and grins.
“Oh, you’re in trouble.”
Jaejoong narrows his eyes. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You sound obsessed.”
“I am not obsessed. I’m annoyed.”
OR: Rockstar Kim Jaejoong is stuck working with the most infuriating man he’s ever met. It’s only for two months, just eight weeks of pure torture, then he’ll never have to see Jung Yunho again. What could possibly go wrong?
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12 Aug 2025
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Mortifying Ordeal by WindsOfTime
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
12 Oct 2024
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Kim Dokja has always known that his soulmate has no interest in him. For Yoo Joonghyuk, renowned Ways of Survival esport champion, a psychic bond to some random desk jockey must be the most boring part of his life. It’s vexing, but Kim Dokja gets it.
Until the day he learns that Yoo Joonghyuk never even knew the bond was there.
What follows is a brand-new professional career, a journey through the memories of his long and checkered past with Yoo Joonghyuk, and a secret identity that really shouldn’t matter as much as it does.
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- 15/15
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- 1,893
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26 Dec 2024
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a match made in a room adjacent to heaven by pngsae
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
10 Apr 2024
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“Are you from Tennessee–”
“No,” Yoo Joonghyuk said flatly, without even looking at him. They were in the training rooms of the demon castle, where he was throwing knives at a photo of Dokja himself. On one hand, he was flattered. On the other hand, he was also intensely concerned.
“–Because,” Dokja said, exasperated, throwing Joonghyuk a dirty look he knew he could feel even with his face turned away. “You’re the only ten I see.”
“That’s absolutely disgusting,” Yoo Joonghyuk said, and turned to hurl a knife at him. Dokja caught it in his hand reflexively. The hilt was still warm from his grip. “Try again tomorrow.”
in an astonishing show of stupidity, kim dokja, a streamer, decides to seduce the final boss of the vr fantasy game three ways to survive in a fantasy world. spoiler alert: the final boss is not, in fact, an npc; he’s an actual streamer who has apparently been on the receiving end of kim dokja’s flirtations for months– also while streaming. what fun!
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- English
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- 4/4
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26 Dec 2024
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new activity by oronine for jokebear
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
29 Apr 2022
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In a strange turn of events, Kim Dokja meets one pro gamer on Google Documents and begins a correspondence.
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25 Dec 2024
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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- English
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- 8/8
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31 Jan 2024
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All Old Things are New Again by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2021
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Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.
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Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.
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- Part 1 of All Old Things Are New Again
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- 51,656
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14 Aug 2023
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i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.
Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.
(A loose Cherry Magic AU.)
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- 3/3
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08 Aug 2023
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someone make him stop (put his bones in a box) by pepperfield
Fandoms: Psychopath Diary (TV)
26 Jul 2020
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In which Seo In-woo kills a different first victim in Gwangju: a sad-sack, mop-haired loser who only hangs around the convenience store and his mother's urn.
(Un)fortunately, it doesn't stick.
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- Part 2 of kdrama grab bag
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- English
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- 24,335
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- 1/1
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21 Jul 2023
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An alternate timeline in which Seo Inwoo keeps plotting murder, but some idiot keeps ruining his plans. Every damn time.
Is it just a coincidence? Is it some ploy?
... Is it fate?A silly exercise (that turned much more serious along the way) in how to get these two happily(?!?) together while staying true to the characters as much as possible.
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- Part 1 of The Romance over Murder Timeline
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- English
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- 71,900
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- 19/19
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21 Jul 2023
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時間序：接續電視劇結局後的續寫。三個人重逢後過了三個月左右。
這篇後續會是 崔/尹，尹/崔都有。也就是會有互攻。不過應該是好幾章以後的事兒了。
因為是接續鬼客結局後的故事延展，所以故事調性也會跟劇裡比較接近，絕對不是小甜文。
方便後面幾章會有肉所以先來AO3貼文(>////<)Series
- Part 1 of 異眼系列
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17 Jul 2023
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In which Cuba doesn't break them apart, but that doesn't mean that their futures are tied together. (Except that it does.)
A Days of Future Past AU where only one person can defeat the Sentinels and save the future: the man whose imprisonment and torture created them, and Charles Xavier's ex.
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- Part 1 of A Timeline of the Impossible
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16 Jun 2023
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Infinite Variations of a Summer Day by Caelice
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
08 Aug 2022
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During a hot summer at the Xavier Institute, Peter wakes up and spends the day as he normally does: prepping the school for the return of the students, spending quality time with his teammates, delaying telling Erik that they’re related, and going on a mission to rescue mutants from an experimental government facility. Unlike any other day however, he makes an error in judgment that results in him dying a horrible death.
The next morning, he wakes up to find that none of that has happened, and he’s reliving the very same day all over again.
And again.
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12 Sep 2022
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16 Jul 2022
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From Westminster With Love by thehoyden
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, Sherlock (TV)
23 Mar 2012
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NATO intelligence says there’s an omega-class telepath who sleeps under Westminster. Major Erik Lehnsherr is about to find out the truth for himself.
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- English
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- 1/1
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22 Jun 2022
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X Marks the Spot by thehoyden
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, Indiana Jones Series
13 Dec 2011
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The year is 1962, and Charles Xavier is a professor of archaeology who knows how his students feel, whether he wants to or not. He spends his spare time researching a mythical artifact, but he knows better than anyone that X never, ever marks the spot.
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19 Jun 2022
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Everything you know is wrong by aesc, pocky_slash
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
27 Feb 2014
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When Charles Xavier was five years old, he worshiped his father. When he was eleven, he learned to loathe his abusive stepfather. When he was sixteen, he gave up any claim on the family fortune just to escape. At twenty-four, he's moved away from home into a crappy, standard-issue graduate student house, and gone through his degree program with his best friend, Moira, by his side.
He's adjusted. He knows who he is and where he comes from and what his future holds. At least, until a stranger in a bathrobe shows up in his living room, having used his shower, eaten his lunch and, oh yes, broken in uninvited. Suddenly, everything Charles knows to be true about himself may turn out to be wrong, and his future and past both may be more dangerous than he ever could have imagined.
(aka the bathrobe fic)
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- 3,663
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- 1,219
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- 74,668
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12 Jun 2022
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The Better Men by TurtleTotem
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2012
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"I do believe the two of you were in the same year as boys, were you not?" Headmaster Shaw said. "Charles is the most competent deputy any headmaster could ask for, Erik, and he's been doing this for years…" He trailed off, as if finally noticing something odd in the way his Potions and Divination masters were staring at each other.
"Of course," Charles said quickly, his voice only a little hoarse, and stuck out his hand. "Welcome back to Hogwarts, Erik."
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- Part 1 of The Better Men
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- 71,174
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 547
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- 3,289
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- 1,140
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- 106,646
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05 Jun 2022
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Other than Napoleon and the CIA watchdog assigned to him, the prison bus was empty. It was once a schoolbus, but had since been rudely repurposed, painted a dark charcoal gray with the words Virginia Department of Corrections printed in neat white paint under the murky windows. Outside, flat, baked farmland went past, acres of it, dotted sparsely with trees. There was no air conditioning in the bus, and the windows were open only in varying slivers; Napoleon felt like he was baking, himself, in clothes that were three days old. His shirt stuck to his back, and his jeans felt uncomfortably stiff on his legs.
Napoleon watched the trees go past in a daze. His hands were cuffed to the chrome ring attached to the seat in front of him, and his legs were hobbled. It was hard to believe that only four days ago he had wandered through MoMa with a gorgeous leggy blonde on his arm, then wined and dined her at a nice French bistro. Strange how quickly the worm turned, just on the back of a single mistake.
“Right side,” the watchdog said. “Get your first look at your new home for the next decade and a half, kid.”
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- 34,085
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 449
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29 Apr 2022
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"So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected."
In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.
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- English
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- 22,108
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- 8/8
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29 Apr 2022