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The Shiny House by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 May 2026
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Okay I am in. This guy is weeeeird. I asked him where to clean, he gestured vaguely to everywhere, then got real close and said: Don’t let him see you. Who is him?! He handed me a copy of Mrs Beeton’s Book of Household Management, It’s 2027 MATE WTF. Inside it said: To my dearest Aziraphale (??? is that a name), you need this desperately, yours, Mrs Beeton.
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A cleaner visits the South Downs.
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Heart is where the home is by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley run away together to Alpha Centauri.
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How strange they had spent all that time caught up in Earth’s worries, when out here, it was nothing; barely a speck in a universe that swallowed it whole.
They sat on a rock, close enough to feel the soft touch of Crowley’s jacket against his. Yet, between them lay a gap that felt like lifetimes.
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Nighttime routine by cheeseplants for the_ineffable_dance
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 May 2025
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“Good night?” she says, to break the quiet.
“Mmm, very.” He takes a slug of cheap whiskey.
His hair is scraped back into a tight ponytail, and she can tell his cheeks are flushed red under the warm glow of the streetlights. She can smell it, the must of him, the man who stole his heart from her. She keeps the bubble of spite at bay, she wants him to be happy.
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Silco always finds a way back to Sevika.
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A million megawatts of boiling gas by cheeseplants for FuzzyGoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2025
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It’s two weeks out of Eden, and it’s so darn hot.
Thank God for that Oasis.
Guess getting naked is the only solution, right?
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Bar on the Cerulean Sea by cheeseplants for happynachohologram
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune
03 Apr 2025
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Vander is a by-the-book case worker for the Department in Charge of Magical Youth. When he is summoned by Extremely Over Management to take on particularly strange case, he meets a host of weird and wonderful characters, the most mysterious of all is the master of the orphanage, Silco. Vander is drawn into their world and quickly finds himself questioning everything he has ever known.
It's an Arcane/The House on the Cerulean Sea mash up
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Fall Ball Kink Thrall by Anthony Jes Crowley (jesmalestiel), cheeseplants
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Dec 2024
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Unconnected stories written for for GOAD's 2024 Autumn Kink Event
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Sleeping with the frenemy by cheeseplants
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2024
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What if Crowley and Azirapahle have been exploring their corporations together *wink wink* throughout their 6,000 friendship without ever really kissing or talking about feelings? That is the premise behind this series. Lots of mutual pining and sex. Hidden love. And two ineffable idiots who never say what they are truly thinking.
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After the Second Coming fails to bring about the end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are abruptly dumped back on Earth with no miracles, no instructions, and far too much unresolved tension. Also, apparently, a lifespan.
What follows is twenty-four hours of disastrous flirting, horny panic, bad decision-making, and the increasingly undeniable realization that they’re finally allowed to have each other. If they could just figure out how to talk like actual adults — and perhaps come up with a plan before everything becomes catastrophically emotional — this would probably be easy.
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Bookmarked by cheeseplants
08 May 2026
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"Nmmph." Aziraphale glared at him.
"Sorry, what?"
"Crummbbph! Ffm Hmmph smmkmph!"
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30 Apr 2026
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Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency by Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2025
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After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.❤️🔥 NOW COMPLETE ❤️🔥
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Bookmarked by cheeseplants
25 Apr 2026
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Keep Calm and Carry On by Dragonfire42, NaturallyTeal
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2026
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Amidst the smoke and fire of the nightly bombings of the Blitz, a pigeon fancier and a ravenmaster find love and the courage to carry on in the Tower of London during World War II.
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Bookmarked by cheeseplants
21 Apr 2026
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Crowley takes the offered hand in his. He rotates it so it’s palm up. Slides two fingers underneath the leather glove, lifting the edge to reveal a snatch of pale wrist. Stroking the skin with his thumb, he follows the blue veins down until they disappear beneath the frilled shirt sleeve. He’d like to trace that lifeline with his tongue. Unfortunately, there's propriety to consider. Crowley peels the glove back and sneaks a chaste kiss on the heart of the man’s palm.
There—the faint rustle of a long, trembling breath.
Two strangers (not really) have a chance (or perhaps not-so-chance) encounter at a masquerade ball.
Maybe this time, things will be different.
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Bookmarked by cheeseplants
20 Apr 2026