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Everything. Everything! ("I'm a hypocrite, Will!") by chelliebeans
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jan 2026
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Will realises they're all stuck in Vecna's illusion and immediately tells Mike. Together, they go on a journey through their shared memories on their way to freedom.
(Post ST5 Vol. 3)
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“What?”
“Listen, Will…" Mike began, "I love you, man, but ever since you got rid of your luscious bowl cut, I haven’t felt the same way about you. It’s true – I did once have a totally unrequited crush on you – but I’ve moved on. I had to. Without the bowl cut, it’s just not the same.”
“Your crush wasn’t unrequited, though,” Lucas helpfully pointed out, “He’s loved you his whole life.”
“Yeah, well, I can’t love him back!” Mike’s voice started to raise, “Not without his fucking bowl cut!”
Dustin scoffed. “What are you, bowlsexual?”
“YES!!!” screamed Mike, “I AM!!! I AM BOWLSEXUAL, DUSTIN!!!”
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After Vecna's defeat, everyone is left wondering the same thing: "You know what would make this moment better? If there was a gay, gay kiss." Unfortunately, Mike and Will are having problems.
Featuring Mike "Bowlsexual" Wheeler, Will "I am absolutely done with everything" Byers, Lonnie/Ted the heterosexual makeout buddies, Vecna suffering slowly and excruciatingly, Mike Wheeler's secret epilogue boyfriend, ridiculously blatant authorial intrusion, and sixteen pages of crack. Hope you survive! :)
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Different Together (a surprisingly wholesome breakup) by chelliebeans
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Dec 2025
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“Okay,” Mike began. “I know we’ve been kind of… different with each other for the past… year? Year and a half? And I know we haven’t said the words to each other, but… El, we’ve been broken up for a long time, haven’t we?”
Huh. So they were finally going to talk about it. The thing they both mutually understood, but had been avoiding actually talking about for the past few months – Mike and El had been broken up for a while.
“...Yes. We have.”
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AKA: Mike and El had a slo-mo breakup between S4 and S5, they have a somewhat emotional somewhat silly chat, and El compares Mike to a pineapple.
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[Crackfic] "I Was Vecna The Whole Time!" by chelliebeans
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Nov 2025
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“Will…” Mike began, hands nervously fluttering by his sides, “I have something to tell you.”
“Mike,” said Will, “I have something to tell you too.”
Mike grinned. “Really? Holy shit, let’s say it at the same time!”
“Okay!”
“1… 2… 3… I’m in love with you!”
“I was Vecna the whole time!”
Mike blanched. “What. The fuck?”
“Surprise! The love of your life has been dead for years! This is just his skinsuit! Hahahahahaha, isn’t this such a hilarious prank?”-
Inspired by an insane TikTok comment – "guys I'm pretty sure will died in season 1 and he was actually vecna this whole time!" So what I'm hearing is Vecna is in love with Mike??? Okay.
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Mike and El Get Married (We Did It, Reddit!) by chelliebeans
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Jun 2024
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“Mike, say ‘I do’! You’re the groom, remember? You’re the groom!”
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Mike and Eleven are finally getting married! They're definitely not each other's beards. Everything is fine and nothing goes wrong.Featuring Ted and Lonnie's homoerotic love of fried chicken, Murray doing some Murraying, an ungodly amount of crack and maybe even some plot underneath all the weird shit.
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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In the 7 years I’ve been reading fanfiction, this one’s my favourite :)