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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    Mammoth eater. Two panel comic for snipers exchangeee

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    Every age gets the Holmes it deserves.

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    Request for Funding by Dr. Jane Foster regarding the alien invader Loki.

    In order to complete my paper "An Extraplanar, Extrapagan Study Of The Juvenile God", I am requesting further funding to explore the topics of:

    -Understanding the comedic timing of insecure, lonely teenage boys undergoing identity crises
    -Studying the effect wealth and power has on the muscle to brain ratio of older siblings
    -The socio-political benefits of family therapy
    -How to resolve succession conflicts without involving the government and causing World War 3

    Please reply promptly. He's destroying Puente Antiguo.

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    He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”

    Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.

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