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  1. Rec *

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    In 1984 he won the Valley’s most famous karate match on a fluke – or did he? Our reporter takes on the local legend and successful businessman, his erstwhile nemesis and a pitcher of martinis, and learns something about himself and the transformative power of karate along the way.

    By Jake Hemingway

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    07 May 2026

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    i love everything about this such an interesting concept

  2. Rec 9

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    Amanda and Carmen go to a lesbian bar for completely different reasons and find a common reason to leave.

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    "And today, Tom Cole had the nerve to wink at her during a video conference call and ask if they were gonna switch the bonsais out for dildos considering 'recent developments'. Only after Daniel had already logged off, of course. Fucking coward. So yeah, sue her for needing a drink. Better than driving over to Van Nuys and slashing Cole's tires.

    She drives a few blocks until she finds herself somewhere on the outskirts of Reseda, and parks the car in front of a bar with a giant rainbow flag hanging in the window. Perfect."

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    06 May 2026

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    Max
    15 bucks says we know by the end of june

    my stalker
    Whoa someone’s confident

    dustin
    you guys are not seriously betting on this

    dustin
    how bored are you????

    el
    Very

    dustin
    fine 10 bucks says nothing’s going on between them and you’re all insane 

    my stalker
    Are we bad people for betting on this 

    dustin
    probably 

    Or: The party (and some special guests) place bets on whether or not Will and Mike are together.

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    30 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
    Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
    🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5

    It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Unbeknownst to Stan, a shooting star fell that night. One of the many celestial bodies must’ve felt pity for him, and came all the way to earth and twinkled as if to tell him, “Okay, Stan. I heard you.”

    If he opened his eyes, a second would’ve been enough, he would’ve seen it. And maybe then he would’ve been a little more prepared for his entire world to change, all by one, single person.

    Kyle sneezes that very same night, someone must’ve been talking about him.

    Or: Stan, who wished for somebody. And Kyle, who appeares a week later and becomes much more.

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    31 Mar 2026