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    “Does it need to be like ceramics last semester? Do I need to drop you off and pick you up at the door again like a fucking preschooler?” Will shakes his head as best as he can, a whimper escaping from his lips. Mike grips his jaw tighter. “Speak.”

    “N-no, Mike.” Yes, actually, Will wants to say. He liked it when Mike did that last semester, walking him to and from class like Will’s big, scary guard dog. Sometimes, if Will was lucky, Mike would wait in the hallway during his class, clutching some mass market paperback, spine cracked and curled in on itself. Even big, scary guard dogs have owners, Will would think as Mike stayed put for him.

    In which someone asks for Will’s number and it makes Mike murderously angry.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    He looked at the charcoal smudge again. It was so distinctly Will. It was like finding a fingerprint at a crime scene, only the crime was Mike’s rapidly disintegrating sanity.

    He should close the tab. He should absolutely, one hundred percent close the tab, clear his browser history, burn the laptop, and maybe move to a monastery in Tibet where the wifi was spotty. He should walk into Will’s room right now and say... what?

    Hey man, sorry to wake you, but are you spreading your cheeks to pay for our electricity bill? Because if so, thanks, but also, what the fuck?

    In which, Mike Wheeler thinks he knows everything about his roommate and childhood best friend, Will. He knows Will likes his coffee black, hates the texture of anything remotely slimy, and is surprisingly good at keeping secrets. But when Mike stumbles upon a cam model named 'Lee' who films in a room that looks suspiciously familiar, he realizes he doesn't know Will nearly as well as he thought. And God, does he want to learn.

    OR simply: a camboy!will AU

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    09 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    mike actually needs to be stopped

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Well, what about us?”
    He can't know. He can't know, can he?
    The thought was a shrieking noise in his skull.
    He saw the look on my face. He felt the tension. He knows why I stopped calling. He saw the vile, sick lust in my eyes just moments ago.

    If he cries more, I will finally be sure. Sure that I am sick. Sure that I love him. Sure that this is the only way I can have him.

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    Mike Wheeler has a lot of problems. Internalized homophobia. Chronic denial. A best friend who cries like he’s telling the truth. (+) includes: repression, jealousy, yearning, and the thin, rotting line between care and consumption.

    (5+1 things of Mike Wheeler’s questionable moral value and mild dacryphilia under his pinning. written from s1–s5); obsessive mike wheeler, i love you i'm sorry.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    “How obvious?” He asks, unsure, despite what should be the blaring sign that hides under his layers.

    Robin smiles at him, humor lacing her words as she answers.
    “Let’s say the, uh, snowball became an avalanche.”

    Season 5 rewrite ft. #mwtfdydgate and Omegaverse

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    20 Jan 2026