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    For Whumptober 2023

    Days 7 & 9. Prompts Used:
    Radio Silence, "Can you hear me?", Mistaken Identity

    Tim Drake, aged 11, finds an abandoned walkie-talkie and decides to start his own little personal radioshow to combat his loneliness. Jason Todd, Robin, happens to have the other walkie, and soon Tim doesn't feel as lonely anymore.

    Tim Drake, aged 16, is lonely once again. But now he's Robin. He keeps talking into the walkie, and his one-man audience happens to still be the same... if a bit more murderous.

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    Tim rubs his hands together, hoping that they’ll stop shaking. He looks across the street at the most beautiful car in all of creation and sighs.

     

    Is it the absolute dumbest idea to celebrate the anniversary of Jason stealing the Batmobile’s tires by trying to steal them himself? Absolutely. Is Tim going to do it anyway? Hell yeah.

     

    or: An eleven-year-old Tim is obsessed with cars, like most kids his age, so he does the logical thing and steals the Batmobile's tires (and eventually the whole car). This leads Bruce through the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Adoption.

    This is my Febuwhump 2025 story. Let's go! 28 chapters of whump, hurt/comfort, fluff, a tiny bit of angst, and lots of humor. Every chapter is a different prompt. This story is heavier on the humor than the whump, but it definitely gets dark at times :)

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    20 Feb 2025

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    The Joker, mid-sip of his Diet Killer-Coke, blinked at the horde of Jokerized fries staring him down.

    One fry—a particular fry, taller than the others, with a bent, crispy edge like a villainous mustache—stepped forward.

    The leader.

    It pointed a greasy limb at the Joker and screeched:

    IMPOSTER.

    Danny watched, horrified, as the Jokerized fries rushed the booth like a swarm of angry, ketchup-covered piranhas.

    The Joker barely had time to say, “What the f—” before he was tackled under a wave of his own deep-fried doppelgängers.

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    The food in Batburger comes to life.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    08 Feb 2025

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    A story of a Wolf's life, from the beginning to the end.

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    25 Dec 2024