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  1. Rec *

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    It was supposed to be a joke.

    It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.

    So why the fuck was it working??

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 7

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    “I get that way on wine,” Punch Up said. “Keep hearing it’ll make ya feel all fancy and wise. Fuck me, I just end up thinking ‘bout Coop.”

    New though he was, Herm felt the weight of that. When the thrill of victory had worn off after Shroud, Punch Up had seemed—smaller, somehow. For as long as Herm had known him, he’d carried his height with pride, filling out his skin to the brim, his strength bursting forth even from his shortened frame. But knowing Coupé was behind bars, knowing he’d likely never see her again, had visibly messed with him, even when they’d broken up before that.

    He’d gotten better by the looks of it, blooming anew, grieving in bite-sized pieces. Herm wasn’t sure he liked the thought that it could all come back to him with only wine as a catalyst, things he’d thought he’d processed and gotten over hitting him in full force, as if no time at all had passed.

    “Tell ya what,” said Punch Up, and he shoved himself back to his feet to stand in front of him. “You and me, we’re gonna sober up."

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    Or: Waterboy learns that he is a sad kind of drunk. Punch Up is there to pull him out of it.

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    24 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 3

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    Babe, prepare to cringe like never before:*

    This is Day 1 of Schlocktober: "Sex-Related Injury:" Well, more like injuries. WHAT? I did what I could.

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    Shadowheart: I hate you.
    Lae’zel: I’m going to destroy your pussy.
    Shadowheart: Moans in religious shame.

    Astarion: “Finally.”

    Featuring: verbal sparring, camp-wide trauma, and the worst/best foreplay Faerûn has ever seen.

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    25 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 2

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    When Phyr gets wounded and it's Karlach's turn to play nurse, their connection deepens until it hits a breaking point at the tiefling party.

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    20 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 4

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    [Alternate Ending to killing Lae'zel in Act 1]

    Lae'zel looked straight ahead, eyes as sharp as her silver blade. She kneeled in the dirt, if only to have a softer fall. The blade she pressed in Tavs hand glimmered in the moonlight, as had it countless times before.

    Tav stood behind her, hand in Lae'zels hair, dagger at her troat.

    Lae'zel wasn't scared. She never was. She was *Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir*, and she would rather spill her own blood than become a filthy *Ghaik*.

    Her resolve was steel. But Tav?

    ...What if Tav was a huge crybaby?

    [Heavily self-indulgent, im not sorry]

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    16 Dec 2025