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How Did We Get Here? by classytay
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
17 Mar 2026
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Etho was not a good person. Even before the world ended. He survived by choosing himself, and he did it well.
And then there was Joel.
Joel, who joked when he was afraid. Joel, who kept everyone else fed and chased hope farther than it was safe to follow. Joel, who had already slipped into something dangerous without meaning to, without ever stopping to look at the shape of what he was becoming. Joel didn’t have anyone who could make the bad choice for him.
Etho had never been built for clean hands. But his hands were steady.
And that, in the end, was what Joel needed.
Or: A Boat Boys zombie apocalypse romance AU. A loose sequel to There Are Monsters Nearby by Uhohbestie, but readable as a standalone. The sequel where all the hermits get the happy ending they deserve.
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The Script of Flame and Thorn by classytay
Fandoms: 魔法使いの嫁 | Mahou Tsukai no Yome | The Ancient Magus Bride
18 Jan 2026
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Chise didn’t understand the mark on her collarbone. They were words no one could see, a burden no one could explain. Its appearance pushed her to the brink, into the hands of the College of Sorcery, where she hoped to find purpose in her fractured life.
Elias, an ancient mage, never intended to work at the College. But with the retirement of the last magecraft instructor, he was the school’s only hope to preserve the dying art. Elias carries a mark of his own, one that has haunted him for centuries.
When Chise meets Elias, her resentment is instant. His unfeeling demeanor, his inhuman bluntness—it infuriates her.
And Elias? He hates her even more.
Can the pair bound by magecraft and their soulmarks find common ground?
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“Hypothetically,” Bdubs says to Etho, the next day, “if you wanted to suck me off, you could.”
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Etho gets lucky, Bdubs gets boiled.
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21 Feb 2026
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Quackity has the perfect six year plan: college, a master's degree, and spending as much time as humanly possible with his two crushes who—yeah, okay, sure—just so happen to already be dating one another.
It's fine. They're fine. He's fine. It'll all be fine.
It's just too bad the zombie apocalypse had to come knocking right when things were starting to get good.
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- Part 3 of There Are Monsters Nearby
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03 Feb 2026
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Better to rule in Hell (than serve in Heaven) by giddyfenix
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
08 Jul 2022
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"You're staring," Joel said. He was still smiling and out of breath, and teasing his soulmate was too good of an opportunity to pass. "What? You wanna kiss me or something?"
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- Part 1 of Smalletho fics
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29 Jan 2026
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I am weary with contending! by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Jan 2024
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The elf hummed, and Mumbo swore he could see something change in his eyes as he spoke. "Any idea why she's here?"
"Love, I assume."
"But- really, though?" The elf's voice dropped an octave, making his voice sound deeper instead of quieter, "Nobody's here for love, friend."
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Grian and Mumbo are assigned to kill Scar, a rich and powerful figure living in isolation. It’s a lot harder than either of them expected it to be.
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- Part 1 of ari's anon fics <3
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29 Dec 2025
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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19 Dec 2025