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“Hypothetically,” Bdubs says to Etho, the next day, “if you wanted to suck me off, you could.”
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Etho gets lucky, Bdubs gets boiled.
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21 Feb 2026
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Quackity has the perfect six year plan: college, a master's degree, and spending as much time as humanly possible with his two crushes who—yeah, okay, sure—just so happen to already be dating one another.
It's fine. They're fine. He's fine. It'll all be fine.
It's just too bad the zombie apocalypse had to come knocking right when things were starting to get good.
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- Part 3 of There Are Monsters Nearby
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03 Feb 2026
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Better to rule in Hell (than serve in Heaven) by giddyfenix
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
08 Jul 2022
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"You're staring," Joel said. He was still smiling and out of breath, and teasing his soulmate was too good of an opportunity to pass. "What? You wanna kiss me or something?"
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- Part 1 of Smalletho fics
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29 Jan 2026
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I am weary with contending! by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Jan 2024
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The elf hummed, and Mumbo swore he could see something change in his eyes as he spoke. "Any idea why she's here?"
"Love, I assume."
"But- really, though?" The elf's voice dropped an octave, making his voice sound deeper instead of quieter, "Nobody's here for love, friend."
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Grian and Mumbo are assigned to kill Scar, a rich and powerful figure living in isolation. It’s a lot harder than either of them expected it to be.
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- Part 1 of ari's anon fics <3
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- English
- Words:
- 338,295
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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- 1,293
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29 Dec 2025
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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- English
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- 50,872
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- 6/6
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19 Dec 2025
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
- Language:
- English
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- 71,112
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 766
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17 Dec 2025
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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- English
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- 272,603
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- 15/15
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- 5,706
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- 822,266
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16 Dec 2025
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Tango is the head researcher supervising the effects of a cutting-edge vaccine, a role that is currently affording him plenty of time to spend with one of his favourite research subjects as part of the human trial phase.
It's all going well until, abruptly, it's not.
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- Part 2 of There Are Monsters Nearby
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10 Dec 2025
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The Menagerie is a courier ship—not a passenger ship. As captain, this is something Grian has always been adamant about.
That being said... when the going gets tough, sometimes the tough take on two mysterious, magnetically charming passengers who agree to pay their way in cash in exchange for as few questions asked as possible.
And if comms go down eleven hours into a month-long journey... well, that's probably nothing to worry about.
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10 Dec 2025
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The Love of a Killer by lagoonlover18
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 Jul 2025
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It has been 3 years since Detective Grian caught and apprehended the ‘Goodtimes Killer’, almost dying in the process. When the serial killer escapes prison, Grian is once again thrown back into a game of cat and mouse to catch him. Only this time, the killer has a new obsession with the detective that may prove detrimental to the case and his life.
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- English
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- 14/14
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10 Dec 2025
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The day after Scar breaks up with Grian, the dead come back to life. Knowing that venturing out alone is a death sentence, the sudden onset of the apocalypse forces them to stick together despite the tensions between them. In the wreckage of the world, they're forced to survive side-by-side, coming to terms with the fact that—try as they might—there's no one they trust more than each other.
“Go!” Grian shouts as the monster charges, putting his whole force into the blow.
Scar watches, frozen stiff as Grian fights until blood and gore and viscera mark the creature up like a Pollock painting.
“What are you waiting for?!” Grian snaps when he finally notices that Scar is still standing there. He grips his weapon tight and attacks a final time, slamming the zombie down—good and dead—and standing panting over top of it, strained but victorious. He starts rushing from the scene, calling back for Scar over his shoulder. “Run!”
And in a way that’s as familiar to him as breathing, Scar chases after him.
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- Part 1 of There Are Monsters Nearby
- Language:
- English
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- 385,623
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 2,499
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- 4,066
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27 Nov 2025
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Onboard the HC ship as it travels through Space, the simulation system is struggling to keep Mumbo and Grian under. It might be the virus or it could be the pair doing what they do best; cause chaos in every world and situation they are in.
A collection of interwoven AUs from ghost stories to hero AUs.
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Researcher Mumbo is trying to hire professional nanny Grian to help with a project... raising his AI Grumbot.
Posting Schedule: A chapter a day!
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- English
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- 1,354,081
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- 1,494/?
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- 26,988
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- 2,808
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- 176,367
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21 Sep 2025
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Watcher Grian is tasked with infiltrating the Hermitcraft world to figure out what is going on with Doc and Ren. Getting onto Hermitcraft isn't easy, but he has a plan: Pretending to date Mumbo.
Final Chapter now posted!
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- English
- Words:
- 98,483
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Comments:
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20 Sep 2025
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Gold lives on a sheep farm on the outskirts of Storybrooke, Maine. He has always managed the farm on his own until his ankle is crushed in a terrible accident. Fellow sheep farmer David Nolan sets out to find someone to help Gold around the farm and stumbles across Belle French, desperate to find a job to help out her ailing father.
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- English
- Words:
- 106,748
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 621
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05 Jun 2025
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The Nightingale's Mate by FieryPen37
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera (2004), Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
28 Aug 2013
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Erik begins his life anew in Paris after many years of trial and struggle, swearing to never again submit to a man's fickle emotions. Perhaps Christine Daae can change his mind . . .
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- English
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- 129,435
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 753
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- 1,944
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- 502
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31 Mar 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,878
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 829
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- 14,819
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- 7,837
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- 656,289
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05 Jan 2025
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Alexander hates the entire concept of soulmate marks. From a young age, he’s seen the flaw in their design. His father is his mother’s soulmate, but she is not his, Isabelle's words are most certainly written by mundane, and the words on Jace's collarbone are not the first words Alec said to him.
And when Alec's own mark comes in, he hates it all the more.
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- Part 1 of Flawed Design
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,315
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 4
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- 1,628
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13 Dec 2024
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Fall Without Wings by notcrypticbutcoy
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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The door opens. Alec tenses, and his body throbs.
A man steps through, and Alec curls his fingers into his palms, terror pulsing through him. Because the man isn't a man. He's a warlock. A demon. The same person he felt crouching over him when he fell.Why is he here? What has the warlock done to him?
"Well well, little angel. You're awake."
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Alec has been told the same stories all his life. He's been taught the same lines, over and over again. Downworlders are reckless, impulsive, demonic. They're not to be trusted.
And Magnus Bane is the epitome of everything evil about Downworlders.
At least, that's what people keep telling him. Alec's not quite so sure anymore.
Or: In which the Nephilim have wings, are taught to loathe Downworlders, and Alec is presented with a conundrum when Magnus Bane saves his life.
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- Part 1 of Fall Without Wings
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 377,185
- Chapters:
- 70/71
- Comments:
- 5,930
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- 11,970
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- 2,380
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- 420,578
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13 Dec 2024
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Perplexities by QuailTail
Fandoms: 魔法使いの嫁 | Mahou Tsukai no Yome | The Ancient Magus Bride
31 Oct 2015
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Chise's human "needs" unexpectedly caught Ellias by the horns, and he doesn't quite know what to do. He stubbornly believes he can't experience the feelings humans can feel, but learns that he might have felt them all along. Things get spicy between the awkward couple.
(Contains graphic depictions of sexual situations)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,135
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 120
- Kudos:
- 2,382
- Bookmarks:
- 290
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- 58,873
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02 Dec 2024
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Unsung by wheel_of_fish
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
08 Mar 2018
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Christine Daaé has spent eight months imagining what she might say to the Opera Ghost if she ever saw him again. Now he is here in her flat, quite by accident, and the fact of the matter is she can no longer speak.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,387
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 721
- Kudos:
- 2,489
- Bookmarks:
- 744
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- 62,693
Bookmarked by classytay
26 Jul 2024