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you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure by tuzesdays
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
24 Mar 2026
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You never, never wanted to be on dayshift. All those children running around, being loud and messy and eugh... but that's what corporate scheduled you for, and they're the ones that write your checks, so. You weren't expecting to get along with the daycare attendant, but that doesn't mean you want to stay on dayshift just to hang out with them.
Too bad you can't back out now.
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- Part 1 of Please, While I'm Here
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As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.
And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.
It was nothing like Kris.
Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.
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23 Jul 2025
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Human Care and Relationships for the Academically-Inclined by Kimochiru
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
29 May 2026
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Given the glaring lack of proper documentation on the subject of human care and human-monster relationships, the responsibility of filling in the gaps of knowledge fell into my wings. The insights on this blog are authored by an intellectual monster partnered to a human, providing you reliable information about human care. You'll thank me for it.
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22 Jul 2025
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A Series of Fortunate Events by orphan_account
Fandoms: ENA - Joel G (Web Series), ENA: Dream BBQ
19 Apr 2025
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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Kidding! But now someone has to clean up your mess.
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20 Apr 2025
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When Like Recognizes Like by CrappyWriterFailing
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Oct 2023
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"I want Gabriel," Beelzebub demanded, their voice tinged with urgency. Crowley watched as they stomped their foot, a display of oddly childlike frustration, a rare glimpse of such behaviour he hadn't witnessed in ages.
"You find him for me, and I can, I can make you a Duke of Hell. I could..." They trailed off, seemingly realizing that Crowley would be unfazed by such offers. It was as if they finally grasped that if Crowley truly wanted that position, he could have claimed it long ago. Crowley continued to observe Beelzebub, detecting a familiar look in their eyes, one he had seen in himself over countless years.
"Oh my somebody! You're in love with his Supreme Archangelness!"
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A canon-divergent retelling of Season 2.
Gentle and Romantic
Minor readability edits and fixes up to chapter eleven. Full fixes when the story is labeled complete.
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- Part 1 of When Blank Recognizes Blank