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    Different drinks as mixed by the many individuals who have taken an interest in Sakura Haruka.

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    In which Tim attends a remote meeting with the BatClan and inadvertently learns that they have all given his husband the Bat version of The Talk.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Frowning, Bruce feels Tim’s forehead and cheek with the back of his hand. “You’re feverish.”

    “I think I’m allergic to Alfred’s new detergent,” Tim says, scratching, scratching, scratching.

    Unconvinced, Bruce takes Tim’s hand away from where he’s tearing at his neck and pushes up the sleeve. Tiny pink dots freckle across Tim’s skin. “You have chickenpox.”

    He might as well have just told Tim he had testicular cancer with the way his face blanches in horror. “You’re kidding me."

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    17 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this exact flavor of tim annoying his dad. i love it more than i love life.

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    “So,” Jason says, “meningitis.”

    Tim covers his face with his hands. “Fuck me.”

    “Language, Master Tim.”

    Dick rubs Tim’s back soothingly, furrowing his eyebrows, “How is that even possible? Isn’t meningitis airborne?”

    “Exactly, Timothy doesn’t leave the house.”

    “I literally hate you.”

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    12 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DAMN. damn damn damn. ouahgh taking the concept of tim's splenectomy to its logical extent is so smart and so incredibly heartbreaking.

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    “Pruuu,” Tim whined, “he likes my brain. He ‘admires my intelligence and ruthlessness under pressure’. He doesn’t like like me.”

    “I sure bet he admires something,” Jason leered, then dodged when Tim went for another nerve strike.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    Katsuki never thought he’d be the kind of guy to spend any amount of time in a bar. His parents hardly drank, and he never enjoyed it much when he tried it in high school or his early college days. He didn’t like the taste, and he hated not being in control of his own mind and body. Besides, that shit was terrible for your health, and he was trying to keep to a strict student-athlete regiment. He couldn’t keep his 4.0, set multiple records on the swim team, and go hang out with a bunch of inebriated slackers every weekend night. Why would he even want to?

    Stupid fucking Midoriya Izuku, that’s why.

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    12 Jun 2025