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His Heaven is a Bookshop by crafteemusic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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Ed and Stede go on their first official date to a small bookshop in coastal Maine. There they find an ancient collection of books, a few unbelievable happenings, and two rather otherworldly booksellers.
Spoiler: This bookshop is bigger on the inside. Seems like a miracle, right?
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“It was a feather light touch of his fingertips, the pressure almost imperceptible on Stede’s cheek. The beautiful man spoke, ‘You never could resist me, could you?’
The lights were nearly as loud as the music and Stede grinned ridiculously, his vision blurring a bit as he looked at the man in leather before him. ‘Can’t blame a man for knowing what he likes.’”
In which Stede and Ed meet at a bar for the second time and Stede tells him all the wonderfully dirty things he’s thought since their first meeting. Ed is enraptured from the start.
Then Stede takes him home and they get started.
Chapter 1 for OFMD Kinktober day 4, “Dirty Talk”. (PODFIC LINKED IN NOTES)
Chapter 2 for day 8 “Rimming, Praise kink”
Chapter 3 for days 12/13, “Blowjobs” and “Daddy kink”
Chapter 4 for day 15, “Jealousy”.
Chapter 5. IDK WHAT DAY BUT ITS WALL SEX DAYSeries
- Part 3 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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“Ready to get started, my love?”
Ed nodded so vigorously that Stede had to rush to hold his carefully crafted topknot in place. “Alright! Alright,” Stede laughed. “Let’s go over the rules again.”
“I am inanimate,” Ed said, almost rehearsed. “I can not speak or move any part of my body except for my eyes. You can move me, you can undress me, you can-” he took a deep breath, trying and failing to calm himself, “and you can fuck me.”
“Right,” Stede nodded. He wrapped his hands around Ed’s cinched waist. “The only exception to this is if you need it all to stop.”
“Right,” Ed echoed, absently brushing his hands against the skirt. “Although I doubt I will.”
“Oh, darling.” Stede laid a warm hand on Ed’s cheek, smiling as he nuzzled into it. “It’s my pleasure.”
A post S2 fic in which Ed expresses a desire to do a role play where he is a doll and Stede is his owner. Sexiness ensues.
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In Each Other’s Lives by crafteemusic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Feb 2024
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What if, in the world of Our Flag Means Death, there was a pirate named Redbeard who swaggered around, tall and lanky, with yellow eyes and fabulous bone structure. And what if his rival was a protector of the seas, a Good Samaritan, named The Sea Guardian who aimed to protect lowly merchants and fisherpeople from those who would do them harm. He’s blonde and round and delightful.
And what if, in the world of Good Omens, Crowley and Aziraphale get new neighbors. They are co-owners of a new nautical themed inn in South Downs, both have gorgeous New Zealand accents, and are happily married. To eachother. Their names are Ed and Stede.
What if both couples showed up in eachothers lives?
Coming in two chapters, one for each story.
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Their lips crashed together like waves on a ship. Ed was pushed backward, gasping as his back slammed against the bookshelf with a thud. He grunted at the surprise, the bruises he was certainly about to have the last thing on his mind as Stede’s mouth pressed him against the wall, moving hungrily to nip and lick at his neck. He gasped as Stede bit down, sucking hard. Small, quiet moans leaked from the corners of Stede’s lips.
“Jeez, man. Fuck.”
“You don’t like it?” Stede’s voice was raspy and oh so lecherous, the corner of his mouth turned up in a teasing smirk.
Ed growled. “Never said that, mate.”
In which they go on their bookshop date and fuck against the bookshelves. Part of the upcoming chapter 5 for “The Words on His Lips”. This will also be a GOOD OMENS CROSSOVER CHAPTER! Even though Az and Crowley don’t show up here, they will in the chapter once it’s finished.
Fill for OFMD Kinktober 2023 day 22; Wall Sex/ “Keep Going”
(NOT Beta read. In TWOHL, it will be!)
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A modern alternate universe series that explores the question: “What if they met after coming home to themselves a bit first?”
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Lucius started the Up in Smoke project because he's a genius photographer and he knew pairing long-time smokers and newbies would make for good content. He didn't mean to be a matchmaker, but Ed and Stede were absolutely perfect for each other.
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- Part 29 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Bookmarked by crafteemusic
11 Jun 2024
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It’s not even Ed’s fault. It’s such an easy mistake, anyone could have made it. It’s all because he’s not from a state that has real dispensaries, so he’s used to buying from friends and making his own edibles. He’s not a fucking amateur when it comes to weed, alright? It’s just that all of these prepackaged edibles all look the fucking same when they’re from a store, and somehow you have to be sober enough to read the fine print on the packaging that says how many mils per package versus per edible and those are very different measurements when you’re looking at a three digit number.
At least Ed had stopped to read the packet one more time, a second (apparently) 100mg gummy halfway to his mouth.
“Fuck,” he mutters. “Shit. Damn fuck shit.”
Ed gets way too high and gets helped back down by a very nice stranger
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- Part 1 of Your Love is My Drug
Bookmarked by crafteemusic
11 Jun 2024
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When the guy bends to grab the ball, his little, white shorts lift, and all Alex can focus on is the way those thighs move and the sheer power behind them. He’s focusing so hard he doesn’t notice the incline of the sidewalk, nor the rock in front of him. And then, naturally, he’s bowling over and falling on his ass before he even realises what’s happening.
He may as well just die. Lay here and succumb to his wounds. Here lies Alex Claremont-Diaz, twenty-two and useless. Cause of death? Hot guy in slutty little shorts.
“Oh dear,” He hears, exceedingly British and posh and deep, and he lifts his head. Maybe death was a little premature of an idea after all. “Are you alright?”
Bookmarked by crafteemusic
28 May 2024
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There are only two other videos on Jeff’s channel, and both have Stede’s heart galloping in his chest.
The first video Jeff ever uploaded is titled A Cosy Evening With Your Boyfriend [SFW Male Voice ASMR], and the moment Stede’s brain registers the words, he’s struck with an incomprehensible urge to look away, as though he’s looking at something unbelievably scandalous.
The other video, Jeff’s most recent upload, is considerably shorter than the other two and has a title that almost has Stede choking on his own tongue.
Leather Bad Boy Takes You Home [NSFW Male Voice ASMR [M4A][PREVIEW]]
Bookmarked by crafteemusic
29 Mar 2024