cringepuppetguy
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i like my yuri doomed and my yaoi toxic, as hot bitches do
anyways please save me from my own goldfish brain bc I've made 4 different universes for this particular oc pack and I've forgotten every single one, also I've had these ocs for way way too long to be so confused about their history
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Peaches and Cigarettes by forkdotjpg
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
06 May 2025
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Scarab Khepri, a meticulous auditor, finds solace in routine and control, in his world where everything is grey and predictable.
Prismo Akhtar, a laidback artist, lives life for the thrills and the smiles, in his world where everything is unbearably colourful.
They get on each other's nerves.Bookmarked by cringepuppetguy
10 Jan 2026
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The Z-Team aren't the only reformed Villains by StarCaverns
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Their dispatcher is one of them.
Robert quit being the villain Cerberus many years ago, he quit that to become Mecha Man. But now his experience being a former villain is coming back to bite him in the ass. In return for SDN fixing his suit and dogs Robert has to dispatch the newest Phoenix Program heroes, the Z-Team.
Will he be able to handle their brand of chaos, or will he call it quits like every other person before him?Bookmarked by cringepuppetguy
12 Dec 2025
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Chase spent his early years helping a villain named MechaMan, sometimes reluctantly babysitting his son Robert. Many years later, when Project Phoenix finally started gaining momentum, Chase knew exactly who the perfect candidate for reform would be.
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11 Dec 2025
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Chase leans towards the baby and squints at her like she's a criminal sitting across an interrogation table. Robert knows he named his daughter right when she matches his expression one-for-one. “At least tell me you didn't follow the stupid family tradition. We're running out of nicknames for Robert that ain’t Bob.”
A weight lifts off of Robert's chest. Some unseen, fractured pattern comes to completion, and the joy of it is pure and simple. “Chase,” he says, not knowing whether to sob or laugh, “she's named after you.”
It didn't quite dawn on him yet, clearly. Chase snorts and scratches Beef's ears. “Yeah, right. First name Track, last name Star?”
Robert hoists the baby up to the full twenty-eight inches of limb and menace. “Chase, meet Chase.”
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Every work day is bring your kid to work day when you're a single parent of a superpowered infant.
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09 Dec 2025
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Tired of Comparisons, Trying to Learn the Lesson In by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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AU where Robert has powers his dad forced him to suppress in his youth. Upon stepping into the role of Mecha Man Blue, Robert runs himself into the ground physically, mentally, and financially to uphold his family’s legacy. It’s what he was born and raised for, after all. He can’t afford to fuck it up. He’s nothing outside of it. His dad was so keen on drilling that into his head.
…with that kind of pressure on him, is it any wonder he starts to act out? It really shouldn’t be surprising that he needs to let off some steam, some charge, so he doesn’t lose his cool doing real hero work. Call him a hypocrite. Call him a supervillain in a hero’s suit. Robert’s long since past the point of caring.
It’s just a shame he’s working so closely with people who know the hallmarks of a real villain a lot better than he would like them to. He’ll have to keep his work and his fun separate, for the team’s sake if nothing else. They mean a lot to him. He genuinely wants to help them succeed in their redemption arcs.
But he has no intention of stopping. Not when he’s finally back in his prime.
Not for anyone.
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08 Dec 2025