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Peaches and Cigarettes by forkdotjpg
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
06 May 2025
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Scarab Khepri, a meticulous auditor, finds solace in routine and control, in his world where everything is grey and predictable.
Prismo Akhtar, a laidback artist, lives life for the thrills and the smiles, in his world where everything is unbearably colourful.
They get on each other's nerves.Bookmarked by cringepuppetguy
10 Jan 2026
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The Z-Team aren't the only reformed Villains by StarCaverns
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Their dispatcher is one of them.
Robert quit being the villain Cerberus many years ago, he quit that to become Mecha Man. But now his experience being a former villain is coming back to bite him in the ass. In return for SDN fixing his suit and dogs Robert has to dispatch the newest Phoenix Program heroes, the Z-Team.
Will he be able to handle their brand of chaos, or will he call it quits like every other person before him?Bookmarked by cringepuppetguy
12 Dec 2025
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Chase spent his early years helping a villain named MechaMan, sometimes reluctantly babysitting his son Robert. Many years later, when Project Phoenix finally started gaining momentum, Chase knew exactly who the perfect candidate for reform would be.
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11 Dec 2025
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Chase leans towards the baby and squints at her like she's a criminal sitting across an interrogation table. Robert knows he named his daughter right when she matches his expression one-for-one. “At least tell me you didn't follow the stupid family tradition. We're running out of nicknames for Robert that ain’t Bob.”
A weight lifts off of Robert's chest. Some unseen, fractured pattern comes to completion, and the joy of it is pure and simple. “Chase,” he says, not knowing whether to sob or laugh, “she's named after you.”
It didn't quite dawn on him yet, clearly. Chase snorts and scratches Beef's ears. “Yeah, right. First name Track, last name Star?”
Robert hoists the baby up to the full twenty-eight inches of limb and menace. “Chase, meet Chase.”
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Every work day is bring your kid to work day when you're a single parent of a superpowered infant.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch AUs
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09 Dec 2025
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Tired of Comparisons, Trying to Learn the Lesson In by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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AU where Robert has powers his dad forced him to suppress in his youth. Upon stepping into the role of Mecha Man Blue, Robert runs himself into the ground physically, mentally, and financially to uphold his family’s legacy. It’s what he was born and raised for, after all. He can’t afford to fuck it up. He’s nothing outside of it. His dad was so keen on drilling that into his head.
…with that kind of pressure on him, is it any wonder he starts to act out? It really shouldn’t be surprising that he needs to let off some steam, some charge, so he doesn’t lose his cool doing real hero work. Call him a hypocrite. Call him a supervillain in a hero’s suit. Robert’s long since past the point of caring.
It’s just a shame he’s working so closely with people who know the hallmarks of a real villain a lot better than he would like them to. He’ll have to keep his work and his fun separate, for the team’s sake if nothing else. They mean a lot to him. He genuinely wants to help them succeed in their redemption arcs.
But he has no intention of stopping. Not when he’s finally back in his prime.
Not for anyone.
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08 Dec 2025
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Robert is keeping two secrets from his team.
1. He actually enjoys their company (mostly).
2. He doesn't need the subtitles to understand the K-Drama they just forced him to watch.
A two-part story about a heritage erased, a team that misses the obvious, and the inevitable moment the truth comes out.
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A/N: This is based on the fact from one of the developers that Robert was originally intended to be half-Korean in early development, but the concept got scrapped because of similarities to Mark Grayson from Invincible. We were ROBBED.
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07 Dec 2025
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
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06 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson should have died years ago. He’s a powerless superhero who’s been beaten, blown up, and on the wrong side of the edge of disaster more times than he can count.
After he becomes a dispatcher, Z-team notices the strange way Robert seems to survive almost anything and comes to a conclusion.
Robert Robertson might not be so powerless after all.
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07 Dec 2025
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ROBERT ROBERTSON DIES IN THE SUIT.
HIS GRANDSON FOLLOWS AFTER, MUCH TO HIS DISMAY.
Follows canon loosely.
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06 Dec 2025
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5 times Robert was okay with dying, and the one time he wasn't by Gia_Nicole
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Robert, incredibly, has a talent to not die.
That doesn't stop the fact that he's constantly ready to.
Until he isn't.
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Or as the title says, "5 times Robert was okay with dying, and the one time he wasn't".
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- Part 2 of A Family of Our Own || Z-Team
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03 Dec 2025
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Robert is beginning to get suspicious. He's survived things he definitely shouldn't have. It doesn't fit.
He hates when things don't fit.
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02 Dec 2025
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The Man Is Mecha (And Other Workplace Shenanigans) by wistyria
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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Now that they knew Robert was Mecha Man, a lot of things started to make sense.
(5 times the Z-Team saw the mecha in the man, and 1 time they saw the man in the mecha.)
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- Part 1 of Sutures and Scars
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01 Dec 2025
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Female to Mecha Man by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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5 times someone should've clocked Robert Robertson as trans, and the one time he didn't have to clarify.
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28 Nov 2025
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After an accident takes her mother, Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When one of them strikes her, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works. Staying with uncle Chad's dispatcher isn't what she expected, but she'll take anything over being returned. She just wants family, and finds that when you look, you can find family anywhere. Even a group of reformed villains.
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- Part 1 of What is Family
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27 Nov 2025
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“That’s kind of depressing,” Blonde Blazer murmurs, shuffling a stack of papers.
“You learn to deal,” says Robin. She leans towards Blazer, tone conspiratorial. “One time, a villain said I was ‘the Mecha Man version of Scrappy-Doo?’ That was my actual low point.”
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It was searingly obvious that Dad would have preferred another strapping young boy, Bobby’s stock, but giving fate the finger was an old family tradition by that point.
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25 Nov 2025
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Robert was seventeen when he realized what it meant to be a hero.
Robert was seventeen when he decided he would never be one.
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- Part 12 of Dispatch
- Part 11 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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25 Nov 2025
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When Robert was around 10 years old, his Uncle Elliot gave him a... Gift. An AI lodged into his brain. Powers, technically.
After the coma, he can't really hear his "brain twin", and decides he should probably fix that. Besides, "Oracle" would definitely fit right in with the Z-Team.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch
- Part 1 of The Oracle Files 💾
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24 Nov 2025
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Robert knows it's going to be a bad day before he even opens his eyes. He shouldn't be awake yet, the alarm on his phone hasn't gone off. It's the pain that woke Robert.
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Despite it being a bad pain day, Robert decides to go to work like normal. When he inevitably crashes, Z-Team's there to look out for him. Flambae's powers especially come in handy.- Language:
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- 7/7
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24 Nov 2025
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Robert doesn't talk about much, or to many people, he has Beef and he has Ari despite the fact that she hadn't been planned, he had been young and, it doesn't matter really he would give anything for them.
He just didn't expect everyone in his life would also decide that Ariadne was also theirs to protect and care for too.
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24 Nov 2025
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After the wreckage of the Torrance branch, the Z-Team are informed that they are on paid time off. However, Robert is still working, so Sonar, wanting to check in on him, overhears something that settles a bet Z-Team had going for a long time.
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23 Nov 2025