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There's nothing out there to prepare you for living twice the span of years you convinced yourself you ever would.
There are many benefits that come with not dying, though, as Zelos well knows.
(HAPPY 6/10 TO THOSE CELEBRATING!)
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okay but let's discuss that at the hospital by cuthbert for SaltedSaltine (EliPot)
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga)
06 Jun 2025
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In the aftermath of a fight that might have ended very poorly, but didn't, Hayato Suo decides he's willing to make a little change.
(The alternate title for this was "like a little prayer".)
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Sometimes, coming home can be a bit more awkward than leaving. A brief moment of domestic fluff surrounding a slightly heavy conversation.
(Please note said conversation deals with the lingering impact of Lloyd having grown up in a declining world i.e. being a bit weird about food and somewhat underweight as a teenager... and as an irresponsible-in-Zelos-Wilder's-
obviously-expertbiased-opinion adult.)Not at all DotNW compliant.
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and we all went to heaven in a little rowboat by cuthbert, SaltedSaltine (EliPot)
Fandoms: Moonrise (Anime)
31 May 2025
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Post-series.
It's Labor Day, again. Jack is not okay, again. But he has to be.
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Acting Like A Goat by cuthbert
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Vampire Killer | Castlevania: Bloodlines
22 Nov 2023
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or, What To Do In Segovia When Your Best Friend Has Gone Crazy
(Not shiptagged because Johnny doesn't want to admit to it and Eric remains completely oblivious the whole time.)
Realizing you're possibly - maybe - sort of Sweet On somebody you really shouldn't be is bad enough. When he's done lost his mind to an obsession about whose family heirloom is the more powerful weapon, it's just plain painful.
But, thankfully, sometimes knocking sense into somebody works when it's done literally.
(Or: puberty hit John Morris like a freight train, and Eric Lecarde desperately needed someone to kick his ass after that Time Rift business. These two things are separated by fewer degrees than one might think.)
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La Famiglia Lupin sets out to retrieve an antique tobacco pipe from an ancient academy for a well-meaning (and well-paying) client. Unfortunately, it's cursed—a fact that Jigen discovers in the worst way possible. With his gunman's safety and freedom on the line, Lupin throws himself into finding some sort of cure for the situation as soon as possible.
Say, Fujiko? What's up with your side gig? How can that possibly make this situation worse?
Bookmarked by cuthbert
15 Aug 2025
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It flinches as if you had shot it and its walls slam shut in front of you, thick enough that you know it isn't putting up a show of things. It really does want you out.
Bookmarked by cuthbert
09 Aug 2025
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reminds me more than a little of myself and someone.
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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29 Jul 2025
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It's (almost) time to start picking men for the experiment. BC comes to chat with Bart.
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22 Jul 2025
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It's on an information retrieval mission.
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27 Jun 2025