dazedwriter
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- Schitt's Creek (47)
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Patrick thought he knew what he wanted from life; a wife, kids and life in a small town.
David thought he knew what he wanted from life; a glamourous city lifestyle that only came from being the son of a multimillionaire.
What happens when you realize that the life you always thought you wanted, is no longer what you need?
A story about love, sex and finally feeling right.
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It was meant to be a night of privacy. And then Ray happened.
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- Part 1 of Naked & Af-Ray-ed
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Privacy. It wasn’t something David had seen a lot of during his time in Schitt’s Creek. So when Patrick finally moved out of Ray's place and into his own apartment, David knew he was going to take advantage of the luxury of privacy whenever he could. Patrick made it clear in the days before he moved in that he didn’t expect David to leave whenever he did. He wasn’t going to kick him out at 6am just because he was going on a hike. The prospect of having an entire apartment to himself, one where the only person who has a key is his boyfriend, who wouldn’t be bothered if he walked in on David in any state of undress, or with his hand around his cock, was an enticing one.
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David shows Patrick just how nice true privacy can be.
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David and Patrick are expecting visitors. Can Patrick get David to come before they arrive?
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Sometimes sex isn't terribly well, sexy.
Snippets of times David and Patricks sex life hasn't been perfect.
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My Eyes Are Up Here by Amanita_Fierce, apothecarypants, blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, schittposting, smallumbrella
Fandom Schitt's Creek
28 Mar 2021
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We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.
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Naked & Af-Ray-ed by blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, dinnfameron, houdini74, Likerealpeopledo, weathereyehorizon
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06 Jun 2024
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... and then Ray
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David and Patrick have some alone time at the Motel, but no sex allowed as Moira and Johnny are next door. Patrick has received a Private Delivery to Rays and uses the thought of it to tease David.
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30 Mar 2021
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“David, you’re like engaged! You’re getting married!” She twisted his hand to get a better look at his rings. “Are these 24 karat? Did you know Button was going to propose? Did he, like, get down on one knee all cute and sincere? David, did you ugly cry? You cried didn’t you! Oh my god, David! Are you all puffy eyed in your engagement photos?”
Or, Alexis asks for details of the proposal
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- Part 3 of The Moments in Between
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12 Mar 2021
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My truth is that I’m damaged goods and this has really messed things up for me.
Patrick can’t stop hearing the pain in David’s voice and seeing the hurt on his face when he’d said those words to him. He hates that he was the cause of that pain, when he’d sworn to himself that he wouldn’t become one of David’s sad stories, one of his reasons for keeping his walls so high.
Or, what Patrick did, after the barbecue.Bookmarked by dazedwriter
27 Feb 2021
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Here we go again!
I have no idea how long this one will be, but you know I'll keep writing until it's done.
I wanted to do a fake dating AU, and this seemed like the perfect series to do it in.
Hope you all like it!
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Bookmarked by dazedwriter
07 Sep 2020
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I guess I'm not done with this series idea. Get ready for a bunch of slightly awkward meet cutes.
This one is nothing but fluff. Sexy, fluff. No angst here, folks. Just an old fashioned love story.
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Bookmarked by dazedwriter
16 Aug 2020