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Batman, go grab your Robin... Wait, wrong Robin! by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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Tim just wanted to go trick-or-treating as Robin this year. He had been working so hard on his costume and it looked so authentic, he really just wanted it to be appreciated.
How did he end up being kidnapped by Batman?
AKA
A sleep-deprived and lightly concussed Bruce grabs the wrong Robin when heading home from Halloween Patrol.
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- Part 27 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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- English
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- 1,627
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by desert_cryptid
15 May 2026
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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- English
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by desert_cryptid
02 Apr 2026
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One night, Robin spots a kid with an overnight bag on a rooftop, and he jumps to the obvious conclusion: the kid's trying to run away. The kid is doing a really bad job of it, though, and that's the sort of thing Robin just has to correct.
Except the kid is Tim Drake, and Tim isn't actually trying to run away. But "running away" does sound a little better than "stalking bat-themed vigilantes through the crime-infested streets of Gotham every night." So he lets Robin have this one.
Besides, that's the end of it, right? Robin might have found Tim once, but no one ever looks for Tim a second time. Robin can think whatever he wants. They'll never see each other again.
(They see each other again.)
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Bookmarked by desert_cryptid
20 Mar 2026
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Street Smarts by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics)
18 Jan 2026
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Officer Dick Grayson is selected at the last minute to give the students of Gotham Academy their annual Stranger Danger presentation.
Bookmarked by desert_cryptid
20 Mar 2026
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I was in tears. This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. 10/10
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Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.
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Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.
Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.
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- Part 1 of Gotham Caves and Reality Aberrations
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- English
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- 30,113
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by desert_cryptid
08 Jan 2026