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    A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

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    30 May 2026

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    As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.

    The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.

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    “A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.

    “A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.

    Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Very very fun!

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    “What?” Zoro redirects, “wait, I thought you wanted me to win?”
    “Oh I did,” the Prince snorts, a crook of a smile on his lips. “Judge was furious that a common pirate took his fancy tournament by storm.”
    Zoro doesn’t reply, trying to consolidate the nervous omega he’d seen at breakfast with the spitfire that stood before him now.
    Sanji takes another slow draw of his cigarette and then snarls, pulling himself to his full height and adjusting his stance to one of offense, one foot sliding back in a practiced move for balance. “I’ll have you know that it’s not just the strength of his heirs that necessitates a tournament of strength for my intimacy,” he smirks. “For all his talk about the weakness of omegas, Judge has sent many an alpha to my chambers before,” the blond explains harshly, his eye blazing. “They have never returned successful, or intact.”
    Oh.
    So that’s where the two sides converged.
    The omega could fight.
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    Swordsman and Alpha Roronoa Zoro enters a tournament of strength only to discover the prize is not the jewelry and gems he expected.

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    24 May 2026

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    It was that first time, just once, murmured against Sanji's mouth with his hand tight around Sanji’s cock that Zoro said, “Fuck, you're such a slut for it.”

    And it was Sanji’s first fatal mistake to moan in response because it's only gone downhill from there.

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    Zoro talks a lot in bed, but if that’s the only way he communicates, then of course no talking gets done at all.

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    24 May 2026

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    Harry tries something new, with enthusiasm.

    Nebulously set, no spoilers for anything.

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    24 May 2026