ditzdog
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lord voldemort is very hip and not old at all by ditzdog for duplicity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2023
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While on the hunt for Horcruxes, the Golden Trio watch a nightly broadcast of Lord Voldemort attempting to appeal to the youth through mangled slang. Does Lord Voldemort slay ? Definitely.
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a couple twists and turns (took us straight to where we are) by ditzdog for Butterflies_Stormclouds, fanamaniac, withay, ashilrak, holythemis, whispersinthedawn
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Jul 2022
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“Fine. I’m Apollo.” the boy allowed, staring around the void hesitantly. “Are the fates playing a joke on me ? This was so not part of the plan.”
Huh ? Apollo startled mentally, examining the newcomer’s aura to find that it was nearly identical to his own, just less developed.
“How is this possible ? I’m Apollo.”
The boy’s expression matched his own. “No, I’m Apollo! You can’t be Apollo too!”
Or : When a few different variations of Apollo meet in a mysterious void, they find that their only similarities are loving Percy Jackson.
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your love's like by ditzdog for mrthology
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 May 2022
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Percy's had a bad day. Luckily, a certain caring sun god won't let it continue.
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Kiss Me and Forget (Do You Remember It Yet?) by aktura
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Aug 2022
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The joke’s always been that Steve’s helpless to deny the kid anything, and maybe it’s true – maybe it’s true even when it comes to something like this.
In which Dustin gets drunk and things quickly spiral out of control.
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there is freedom in the dark (once someone has illuminated it) by swissarmymanenjoyer
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies)
10 Jan 2026
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The one miracle to come out of all this was Benoit Blanc. Jud had assumed the detective would solve this case and move onto the next one, vanish out of Jud’s life with the same abruptness as his arrival. And he did disappear, often and swiftly, with few niceties or goodbyes.
But then a few days later he’d suddenly reappear: be it at hearings where Jud would have otherwise had to battle the tedium of bureaucracy alone, or online, posting statements to cushion some particularly devastating blows against Jud in the media, Benoit Blanc kept cropping up when he was needed the most.
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An exploration of the "one year later" gap, from the moment the diamond falls from Martha's hand to the moment Jud pulls Blanc in for a hug.
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- Part 1 of freedom in the dark trilogy
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17 Jan 2026
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damascus, absolution, and star wars by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
15 Dec 2025
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Benoit forces himself to look up at Jud from where he was attempting to decipher the Father's scribbled notes. Jud stands there, shaky hands hanging loosely at his sides, in his dark sweater and grey sweatpants that Benoit knows are only staying up due to the efforts of some tightly-drawn drawstrings. Hair dripping, cheeks rosy, eyes bloodshot, beautiful.
Road to fucking Damascus.
or: the days and months following martha's death
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17 Jan 2026
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The Only Sausage in the Sea by ringelchen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
17 Jan 2020
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Scorpius Malfoy is visiting his best mate during summer hols when he makes a discovery that would change his whole life: He's got a crush on Harry Potter.
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23 Dec 2025