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After the war, the kids aren’t alright.
And the adults are worse.Sakura has a secret.
Ino’s husband is missing.
Hinata has shaved her head.
Shikamaru sees what it really means to be the head of the Nara clan.
Kakashi fucks around and finds out.
Kurenai hasn’t been laid in a long time.
Anko’s got mommy issues.
Iruka is breaking the law.
Sasuke’s back in town…looking to get married.And Naruto…whatever Sasuke does, well…
With Sasuke, Naruto is always more than willing to help.
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~Sometimes, people act like the worst versions of themselves~
“Wow…they’re like the most fucked-up version of a bad romance novel” Ino added thoughtfully, watching the dueling pair.
~Feat. unexpected tramp stamps, Sasuke & Hinata fighting over Naruto & an intervention~
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~Sometimes, people act like the best versions of themselves~
Each day for seven days, Naruto and Sasuke are visited in their hospital room by each of their friends and finally, a reporter.
However, they all get a little more than what they bargained for...
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Naruto is the Hogake and is married to Hinata, but they struggle to have biological children. Sasuke and Sakura are married and have a daughter together, but Sasuke is always away from the village. Due to meddling from their friends, Sasuke has to become Naruto's personal bodyguard. Shenanigans ensue and secrets from the past are revealed...Will Sasuke and Naruto finally admit their true feelings to each other?
OR Sasuke finds out about Itachi’s secret kids & (almost) everybody is gay.
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The case was simple.
On paper, anyway. Maison Mizūmi, an ultra-exclusive, high-end ryokan nestled in the middle of nowhere, had racked up a string of missing guests over the last month. No leads, no bodies, just eerie vanishing acts. The only pattern? Every guest had checked in as part of a couple.
So here they were. Naruto and Sasuke. Undercover.
As a couple.
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- Part 1 of Naruto/Sasuke Detective AU
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06 Mar 2025
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In a world of silent wars and unspoken vows, Sasuke has only ever worshiped one thing—Naruto. Love, raw and unyielding, bleeds through the cracks of possession and devotion, pulling them into a storm where desire is a weapon and obsession a prayer. Naruto was never meant to belong to anyone else, but him.
Or Sasuke's twelve years of restraint shattering in one night.
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21 Feb 2025
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Sasuke Uchiha was a very private person with deeply held secrets. One of them being his major crush on his straight co-worker, the other...
When Naruto finds out that Sasuke likes to wear lacey lingerie under his slacks- they strike a deal. Sasuke will help him land the girl of his dreams as payment for keeping his secret safe.
But- Sasuke decides to find a way to keep Naruto all to himself instead and hopes it all won't blow up in his face.
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16 Feb 2025
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Naruto licks his lips, the words coming out almost like a plea. “Can I fuck you? Please?”
“Is that what you want?” Sasuke asks despite being desperate himself.
“Yeah. I want to. I need you, Sasuke.”
"I’m gonna need more than that, Naruto.”
Naruto whimpers, “I want to fuck you and cum inside, will you let me? Please?” He nudges his cheek onto his warm hand and Sasuke’s resolve breaks.
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Naruto tugged at the restraints, and Sasuke thought he had finally snapped, that Naruto would get himself out of his restraints and fuck Sasuke into oblivion – fuck him on his desk until it threatened to break. But no, his arms remain beautifully restrained behind him, surely with crimson marks around his arms and wrist.
Sasuke catches the way Naruto looks at him, and smirks. “Do you like how I’m riding your cock, Lord Hokage?” He whispers lowly. He doesn’t give Naruto a chance to reply, “Anyone could walk in anytime. I bet the entire building could hear us, even from the beginning.” He leans into Naruto’s ear, he gives a small lick, “I bet Gaara was lurking around and heard us.”
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16 Feb 2025
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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15 Feb 2025