elementalv

it's a pie thing



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    It turns out that girl!Misha is kind of a slut. Who knew? Upcoming stories will include Jensen/Danneel, Jensen/Danneel/Misha, Jensen/Misha, Jared/Jensen/Misha...

    Huh. Make that a major slut.

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    The Key's Watcher goes AU at the end of Season 5, when Giles goes up the tower and he and Dawn fall into the universe of Anita Blake. All of the Key's Watcher stories are gen and focus primarily on the relationship between Dawn and Giles.

    There is a related series, Dark Haven, which contains explicit slash and focuses on the relationship between Giles and Jean-Claude.

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    Harry is presented with an apparently unbreakable marriage contract and told he must accept it to end the war, or lose his magic and maybe his life. He decides he'd rather die a squib and looks for a way to fight back.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    After ten years of working for Gringots to pay off the Golden Trio's debt for breaking into and then our of the bank, Hari Potter is executed by the people she had literally given her life to save, all because she could still talk to snakes.

    Instead of being given a choice to finally move on and meet her parents, she is instead given no choice but to relive her life.

    Well, if Death was not going to give her a choice, then she was at least going to do things her own damn way.

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    15 Sep 2024

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    MoD Hari forced back to life without so much as a by-your-leave from Death kicks ass and barely bothers to take names. Not generally interested in fem-Harry Potter, but if the summary is interesting, I’m always up for a good story.

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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    23 Aug 2024

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    In this story, Harry-and-Percy actually makes sense.

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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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    04 Jul 2022

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    Long, plotty fics with an emphasis on world-building and character development. Contains canon characters and original characters, and while there are relationships, the focus is primarily on the world. Incredibly well-written, and if the author weren’t so prolific on AO3, I would suspect them of being a professional novelist in disguise. I only wish I were into their other fandoms, because so. many. words.

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    18 Mar 2022