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Harry is presented with an apparently unbreakable marriage contract and told he must accept it to end the war, or lose his magic and maybe his life. He decides he'd rather die a squib and looks for a way to fight back.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
29 Dec 2024
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After ten years of working for Gringots to pay off the Golden Trio's debt for breaking into and then our of the bank, Hari Potter is executed by the people she had literally given her life to save, all because she could still talk to snakes.
Instead of being given a choice to finally move on and meet her parents, she is instead given no choice but to relive her life.
Well, if Death was not going to give her a choice, then she was at least going to do things her own damn way.
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- Part 17 of HP WIPs and partially written stories
Bookmarked by elementalv
15 Sep 2024
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MoD Hari forced back to life without so much as a by-your-leave from Death kicks ass and barely bothers to take names. Not generally interested in fem-Harry Potter, but if the summary is interesting, I’m always up for a good story.
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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Bookmarked by elementalv
23 Aug 2024
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In this story, Harry-and-Percy actually makes sense.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
04 Jul 2022
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Long, plotty fics with an emphasis on world-building and character development. Contains canon characters and original characters, and while there are relationships, the focus is primarily on the world. Incredibly well-written, and if the author weren’t so prolific on AO3, I would suspect them of being a professional novelist in disguise. I only wish I were into their other fandoms, because so. many. words.
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18 Mar 2022
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Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2022
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It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
11 Feb 2022
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This is a fun and occasionally insane romp with a surprise crossover that works.
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COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
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01 Dec 2021
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Adding anything else would be spoilery, but this fic has laugh-out-loud moments.
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Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
12 Jul 2021
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700k-plus words to get to the point, but a case can be made that the detail helped.
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Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.
And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.
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06 Feb 2020
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Demented'verse by hells_half_acre
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005)
29 Dec 2023
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07 Dec 2019
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freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose by synecdochic
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
11 Mar 2006
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Because the meaning of life is "do the next thing", and we all carry the seeds of the past into our future. Futurefic, Rodney-centric.
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- Part 1 of freedom's just another word
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Bookmarked by elementalv
29 Nov 2019
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Painful and looks at post-Atlantis life with a clear, uncompromising eye. Emotionally brutal.
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Stiles would have asked who in their right mind thought a kissing booth was a good idea for a fundraiser, except – oh, right – he’s on a lacrosse team populated entirely by male models.
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Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.
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22 Mar 2016
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John secretly plays fiddle. Sherlock and his violin seduce him into a threesome.
Bookmarked by elementalv
20 Jan 2015
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Violin porn with John as a fiddle player from way back.
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A trip with Jim and Blair to a plotless wonderland of ice cream and sex. With yuppie trappings.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
22 Aug 2014
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There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.
There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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Assistant to the Consulting Detectives by idyll
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Elementary (TV)
25 Nov 2013
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Stiles is going to NYU and ends up working for Sherlock and Joan.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
30 Jun 2014
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Dislike Elementary intensely, but love this crossover.
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“The mage's spell seems to have changed your sex.”
Derek inhales raggedly, then slowly looks down at his chest—at his breasts.
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Bookmarked by elementalv
29 Mar 2014
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Addam's Family crossover which works beautifully.