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If you come knocking, I'll answer by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
22 Jan 2026
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Jesper has a dirty habit, all for some time alone with Kaz.
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Heart Swells / Pacific Daylight Time by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
28 Dec 2025
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Mike and Michael wake up, they are insufferably in love.
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- Part 10 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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Sweet Dreams Sweet Cheeks by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
26 Dec 2025
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Michael needs help, Mike is there. They say a few things they both need.
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- Part 9 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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Allez Les Blues by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
25 Dec 2025
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Mike and Michael spend a nice morning together. Michael can never shut his mouth when he needs to.
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- Part 8 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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You'll Need Those Fingers For Crossing by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
23 Dec 2025
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Mike finally gets Michael and Abby to meet, pleasantly surprised. Mike also cannot keep his mouth shut.
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- Part 7 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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This Is A Flag. There Is No Wind. by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
22 Dec 2025
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Michael does something nice for Mike. Mike ends up in a worse situation than before.
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- Part 6 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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Drop It Doe Eyes by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
20 Dec 2025
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Michael doesn't think he can be forgiven, Mike thinks he can.
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- Part 5 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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Hung Empty (all night, all afternoon) by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
18 Dec 2025
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Mike and Michael go on a date. But things often don't work out.
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- Part 4 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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... And We Exhale And Roll Our Eyes In Unison by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
18 Dec 2025
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Mike is a good brother and is trying to be a good romantic partner. Michael is trying too.
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- Part 3 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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It's Never That Easy Though, Is It? by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
16 Dec 2025
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Michael comes over to talk, Mike hears him out.
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- Part 2 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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Miserabilia (for one, for all) by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
16 Dec 2025
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Michael and Mike have been meeting up in secret, trading touches and talks. What happens when Mike wants more?
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- Part 1 of Less Than Idealistic Romances (Mike²)
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The trio are all on a date together, but Carter wants to go on a certain ride that causes Alex to get freaked out. Thankfully, Clear is always there to help.
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A text version of the dialogues and actions in my favorite scene of Splinter.
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Little Clear x Alex x Carter thing I whipped up in like 30 minutes. We need more of these dorks!!
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Billy's throwing a party and everyone's invited. Alex and Tod are chatting away as they're both a few beers deep, and Tod's being really flirty for some reason.
aka. I wanted an excuse to write Todalex and spread my trans Alex agenda. Happy Pride!!
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art comes to your house planning to kill you! things don't go exactly as planned.
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Sharp teeth aren't a kissing hazard!! by eli_cantwrite
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Jun 2024
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Boothill and Robin hook up! Boothill has feelings tho he's a self-insert loser
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furitao movie date!!
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after hu tao finally breaks up with furina, furina gets even worse. then she snaps.
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lumine and yoimiya were just having a chat, nothing big has to come out of nowhere, right?
i love ayalumi with my whole heart, theres some hurt in here but they love each other sooo much trust me