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Lockwood is sad and lonely and sometimes he pictures Lucy Carlisle’s judgmental little face just to get through the day.
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"Isn't this what you want, Bunny?"
"Yes," I whispered. Though it wasn't. Not really. Not like this. "That is to say, no."
Raffles wants Bunny to Do Stuff to him. Things get weird from there.
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If Crowley expressed all of his rage and despair, Aziraphale thought, it would sound just like this.
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London, 1941: Crowley has painful burns on the soles of his feet. Aziraphale helps.
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Did... did the tape recorder stop while we were kissing?
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Dennis is not a big drinker. Apparently, the other Pitt staff are.
(alternatively: dennis drunkenly tells robby how much he'd like to climb him like a tree. robby deals with this responsibly.)
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17 Feb 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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15 Feb 2026
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Carl sees Akram in action and needs to get some of that, which he goes about in the absolute worst way possible.
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28 Sep 2025
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The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.
Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)
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03 May 2025
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[Podfic] Away Childish Things by Lettered by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2021
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.This podfic is complete! Run time is 14 hours, 15 minutes.
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05 Jan 2025