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Vox forces Alastor into compliance as they get ready for bed after a 'Perfect Day'.
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18 Feb 2026
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This demon again. The one that is always pestering him with invitations, with requests, with ads in the damned newspaper asking for his attention.
This demon again, that makes his head ache every single time one of those invitations comes across his desk. Why? How frustrating. How annoying. And how insulting, that others apparently know why, and he simply does not.
He can’t stand not knowing. That’s the muckraker in him, he supposes, hah! Well, fuck it. His cat is off doing whatever his cat is going to do, and he has nothing better to do tonight. Without further ado, Alastor slinks around directly into Vox’s path, dangling the second glass of wine in front of his screen. “Good evening.”
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- Part 2 of Rot Next To You
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19 Jan 2026
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Alastor doesn’t pull his hand away, in spite of how he’d very much like to.
Typically—this is a game reserved for a disgusting pig of a white man that he’s been stalking for a few weeks now, at the bare minimum. Perhaps a few months, even. He’s not certain this one qualifies yet to be on the main list, but he does tick all of the preliminary boxes. He’d make for terrible prey, though, Alastor sadly notes. A high profile white man from New York that has come down to specifically chase after him? No, no, that won’t do. He can’t kill this man. It would fall back onto him immediately.
Buuuut, he is still having a bit of fun, laying out a few honey traps here and there, for whatever reason. Just in case.
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1930s Human AU. Newscastor (and CBS Executive) Vincent goes to New Orleans to scout some new talent. He gets a lot more than either of them bargain for in a particular small-time radio host.
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- Part 1 of Rot Next To You
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11 Jan 2026
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Back in Vox and Alastor's past, long before the formation of the Vees, they made an agreement. A favour owed led to Vox requesting something quite unusual, something that would change the dynamic of their relationship forever - and Alastor, surprisingly, agreed.
Or: how Vox and Alastor ended up married. A one-shot with two perspectives; the past, the present. Mostly fluff with a little spicy sprinkle of smutty bits.
Written as part of the Technical Difficulties Zine Server Anniversary Gift Exchange!
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05 Jan 2026
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Your love has got me going like you couldn't imagine by LouisAndFriends
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Nov 2025
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Alastor acts on a whim when he and Vox are alone, kissing the TV without thinking through his decision. This leads to ... desperate hate sex? Desperate secretly love each other sex? Whatever
read the tags lol idfk
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31 Dec 2025