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    " “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”

    By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "

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    or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mind

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    The last thing Harry Potter expected was that he would end up in the company of Draco Malfoy in the past and take Tom Riddle under his wing.

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    Twelve years after the war, Draco Malfoy has cut herself off completely from the magical world, been living in a tiny flat in Muggle London and scraping by as a minor actress. Meanwhile, Harry Potter has been the youngest Head Auror of all time for the past three years, untouchable in the papers, the perfect hero.
    Two sides of the same coin—one a ghost, the other a legend.

    Until one rainy day, Draco woke up hungover, late for work, and accidentally paid the Youngest Head Auror in the Ministry's history for sex.
    And that’s not even the worst part.

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    Psychometry: the art of gleaning clairvoyant insights about a person by touching or holding an object once possessed by them.

    Harry Potter hears voices in his head. When he was a small child at Aunt Petunia’s, they were only murmurs— vague, quiet, mumbling murmurs, like he was hearing them speak through several feet of water. Ten years later, they’ve become loud as fuck. These voices have full-blown conversations about Harry like he’s not even there.

    Harry has worked so hard to keep his apparent schizophrenia a secret. The-boy-who-lived gets enough bad press as-is. Then Draco catches Harry talking to himself in an empty toilet, and all that hard work goes to shite.

    Harry Potter hears voices in his head.

    Draco Malfoy thinks he’s batshit insane.

     

    TLDR; When Voldemort turned magical objects into horcruxes, parts and pieces of their past owners’ souls got mixed up inside. Poor Harry gets a baker’s dozen of godfathers and godmothers along for the ride. Some good, some evil. But boy howdy, are they talkative.

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