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    When Phainon finally moved to Castrum Kremnos—the city he’d daydreamed about since childhood—he expected many things: difficult dialects, lovely cuisine, and locals built like war gods. He did not expect to flirt with a man he assumed was a priest.

    “So… I read Nikador’s scriptures once. Very inspiring. Huge fan.”

    Finger guns.

    Pew pew.

    A silence worthy of a sacred text.

    Unfortunately, that “priest” happened to be the Crown Prince.

    Even more unfortunately, the Crown Prince thought he was cute.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    This was so, SO, good. I kid you not. I could re-read this numerous times.

    Phainon's extreme determination and obsession with finding someone of equal or better strength to spar with him is what drives him in this story, and it leads him to so many places.

    Fret not, the title WILL make sense by the end. And it is definitely worth it to read to understand why. I laughed.

    Wonderful fic. Good worldbuilding. Good characters. Amusing side characters as well. The guards are my favourite, followed by the kids.

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    neikos496: unfortunately im currently not equipped with flour butter or milk. what can i replace it with?

    KremnosKitchen: Those are main ingredients. You'd be best finding a different recipe.

    neikos496: lucky for you i terrorised my sister's well-equipped kitchen. unlucky for me, this was far too acidic. mr kremnos kitchen, do u wish acid reflux on your readers? ate it anyway bcus i was hungry ★★☆☆☆

    KremnosKitchen: You'll find that the recipe calls for apple cider juice, not apple cider vinegar. This is a mistake on your part.

    or: Mydei is just trying to upload recipes onto his food blog.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Wonderfully fun read. Formatted like a Cooking Blog with conversations in the replies + Emails. Mydeimos deleting Cipher's replies amused me. Fumbler Phainon turned Winner Phainon is goated once again.

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    mydei is a manager behind the scenes for the v-tuber khaslana who he hopefully does not have a parasocial crush on at the same time.

    all while phainon is praying he can stop fumbling the guy named mydei at his gym.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    As of writing this, the story is still incomplete and, because of that, I have yet to finish it. It's currently on chapter 6.

    If I finish reading it, please tell me future me: Does our local Fumbler!Phainon succeed? If yes, make yourself a good cup of hot chocolate. If no, proceed to laugh and wish him the best. Note: Write a comment for both outcomes.

    He tries his best. He really does. Aglaea trying to wingman them is amusing to read too.