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  1. 37

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    Penelope is just a bit ill and quite certain it is only her courses.

    Philippa insists she go for a walk,
    Albion offers to call a doctor,
    Harry suggests they may need a vicar,
    and Prudence forbids her from dying altogether.

    Penelope has had quite enough of the lot of them, but her mother’s diagnosis is, by far, the most ridiculous notion of all.

     

    Or

    Cryptic Pregnancy 2: Regency Boogaloo

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    Pop Crave ✅ @Pop Crave
    #ICMYI: NHL Star Ilya Rozanov was spotted outside gay clubs, sparking rumours.

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @IlyaRozanov81
    too sexy to be homophobic
    [This Tweet has been deleted.]

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @IlyaRozanov81
    To address the rumours ...

    5 times the internet thinks Ilya and Shane are homophobic and 1 time they realise why.

    Or, what hockeytwt gets up to in the off-season until they find something better to speculate on.

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    MOD Hariel Potter gets bored one day and decides to visit her godfather who chose to reincarnate in the JJK world. Instead of finding her godfather, she gets wrapped up in the lives of the Fushiguro family.

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    Arthur Morgan is in Gotham. No, he doesn't know why. As far as he knows, he's dead.

    And honestly? He'd rather be dead than pay eight dollars for a sandwich.

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    A place to post the AppleRadio/RadioApple one shots that do not fit in with my Stolen Moments series

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  7. 6

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    Yuu realizes that despite knowing half of the history of this world, and going through great lengths to learn them, there's not a single person in here who knew what kind of history their own world had.

    What better story to tell, than the lives of women from royalty that was not given a true love's kiss but the reality of the royal monarchy's patriarchal system from their home-world? And who else could be the better audience other than the people described by the latter?

    Well, best way to portray that story— make the surrounding guys who you are forced to deal with, to act it out!

    Through a musical.

    Also because Crowley totally didn't make a sudden announcement of a Festival Performance.

    (Just Yuu forcing some of the twisted wonderland boys to sing Six: the musical for "educational purposes." Read the story to find out who these boys are!)

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  8. 68

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    Instead of Sokka leaving with Katara and Aang at Kyoshi island, Suki goes with them while Sokka gets captured by Zuko. Zuko wants to use Sokka to find the Avatar while Sokka is trying to plan his escape. What neither expect is for the news of Sokka’s capture to quickly become news of the Fire Nation’s prince’s betrothal to the Southern Water Tribe’s princess. After an encounter with Zhao, the two decide its much more beneficial for both of them to pretend it's true.

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  9. 42

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    Shane wakes up and Ilya is gone. All that's left is his phone, a mysterious text, and a worm.

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  10. 27

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    Ilya wasn't sure what was going on. But he was quite sure that the man who appeared on his front lawn in the pouring rain was not Shane Hollander.
    He looked the same - down to the smallest detail.
    But he stood differently. Spoke differently.

    There was also the matter of the great, glowing pair of blue butterfly wings.

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    • 03 May 2026

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      It doesn’t take Ilya long at all to emerge from the bedroom. “You abandoned me,” Ilya whines as he pads into the living room. “You abandoned me for powerpoint. This is cheating.” Ilya has brought out the big guns this time. Shane knows for a fact that Ilya went to sleep wearing boxers. He knows for a fact, actually, that Ilya was still wearing boxers when Shane managed to wiggle himself free just 20 minutes before. Somehow on the journey from bedroom to living room, Ilya was mugged at gunpoint and lost his underwear. The attacker, mercifully, let him keep Shane’s entire duvet, which Ilya now wears as a cape.

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    "Now, now," Ilya calls to the room, walking in from the shower, hair still dripping wet. Shane can see the dark spots from where the droplets landed on his shirt. The idiot hasn't even dried off completely, the wet of his body making his shirt stick. He wants to take a towel and smother him. "Do not stress Hollander out. Is bad for baby."

    Luca makes a confused sound from where he's lacing up his sneakers. The angel that he is, he spares Shane the irritation of not joining whatever nonsense the rest of the guys are cooking up. "Huh? What baby?"

    "Him," he goes to his cubby, starts messing around with his bag, his back to the room. "Hollander is baby."

    "Rozanov." Shane is at the end of his rope. This entire team can burn to the ground for all he cares.

    5 times Shane obliviously sits through Ilya’s affection + 1 time he realizes it

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    The first year Shane spends with the Centaurs involves kink discussions, aggressively affectionate rookies, a book club, a sex club, Bood and Hazy Being Done™ and Ilya alluding to Shane's sexual preferences to the press, though not necessarily in that order.
    And honestly? He's never been happier.

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  14. 77

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    “A trial of the Maiden is trial by copulation, “ Baelor says. “The claimant must sacrifice their body to the Seven Gods, and if they survive, then they are the victor. It’s another form of trial by combat. Only messier.”

    “I’d prefer a sword,” Dunk says hopefully. “I can swing a sword. I don’t know about sacrifices, milords.”

    Or, everyone runs a train on Dunk.

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  15. 43

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    Everyone knows that Bruce is about a million times nicer the day after he gets laid. Maybe even a billion times nicer. The days after he’s had some sweet, sweet lovin’ are the days where he cracks a smile at Dick’s puns, passes out high-fives to Steph, gives hugs to Tim, twirls Cass around the kitchen, ruffles Damian’s hair, and lets Jason off with a warning and maybe even a wink.

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    Steph is pretty sure having a girlfriend would solve all of Batman’s problems. The only problem is finding somebody who's willing to be tied to Bruce for the foreseeable future.

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    Once upon a time, there was a girl. Once upon a time, there was no girl. Once upon a time, there was a girl- again.

    When Susan Bones starts having weird dreams of a past life at eight years-old, her parents try their best to hide her status as a Seer. When she's left with her Aunt Amelia that same year, she has to keep everything a secret, especially knowing the things she does now.

    But beside all that, she's an eleven year-old starting her first year at Hogwarts, and considering Harry is probably the safest he will be, Susan has other plans; to stop the ostracization of the Slytherins, and to be strong enough to protect the future.

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    "Susan Bones? No, I don't know her..?"

    "You don't? She's the scariest Hufflepuff in this school..she's got the Slytherins listening to her."

    "Wait, is she the girl who sprayed water at Malfoy everytime he said mudblood?"

    "Yup."

    "I think she's my favorite person in this whole school."

    "Harry!"

    "No, I agree."

    "Hermione!"

    Introducing: Susan Bones, snake-wrangler extraordinaire.

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  17. 44

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    Inspired by Book6vulture888's prompt:
    Someone dies today only to find out heaven's full. Now they have two choices: go to hell or become immortal.

    Terence and Miles die in a truly Gryffindor ish style but Heaven is already full. Oh well, there is still place in Hell - but what is this? Why are Potter and the Weasley Twins here? And why are they trying to recruit them?

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    Thor is in no way happy that his teammates are letting an infant onto the battlefield. He may have been off earth for a while but surely they could see this wasn't okay?

    And then he sees the hulk go flying.

    Huh.

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  19. 90

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    “Shane,” Scott says carefully, a hand settling on his shoulder. “You can tell us if something’s wrong.”

    Shane frowns. Hayden was staring at his neck like he wants to kill someone.

    “…what?”

    Or: Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend who happens to be a vampire - that’s where the problems begin.

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    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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