10 Works by exbee
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“I told them we were engaged.”
“What.”
“I told them we were-“
“I heard you."
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After one too many attempts at a political marriage pushed upon Pure Vanilla by the Creme Republic, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he doesn't plan this much. It is especially unfortunate for Shadow Milk, who is now engaged to the former king of the Vanilla Kingdom.
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Brood parasitism is a subclass of parasitism and phenomenon and behavioral pattern of animals that rely on others to raise their young. Just because a parasite leaves the nest doesn't mean it won't continue to feed.
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Barney was smothering laughter, that much was clear from the crinkles around his eyes and the shit eating grin that he’d been learning how to wear for the first time in years. To his credit, he did give a half-hearted cough when they made eye contact. He seemed to choke on his words a bit before properly forming a sentence.
“Now uh… what exactly are you s’posed to be?”
Gordon looked down at himself, pointing at the half-connected chestplate, signing sharp and flat, “Gordon Freeman.”
or; in a post-combine world, the freehoun household navigates their first halloween
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fuck the fork and knife, i'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite! by exbee
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
16 Aug 2024
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He thought of prey animals squirming under the ever present eye of an even more present threat. Of false senses of security. He thought of smug smirks and flayed skin. He thought of striking blue organs contrasting deep red blood.
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or; Dark proposes a fight. It gets weird.
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The swingset he had sat on to stargaze was one of the few things of this new world he understood. And Gordon guessed that was because, like him, it wasn’t new at all. The entire playground stood, an endless reminder of what had been lost. A symbol. A grief. A prayer. A promise.
It had remained. The swingset, rusted and broken and forced into complacency of horrors remained.
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or; the story of a revolutionary, as told through an abandoned swingset.
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But this was not a normal cycle. Moon could not feel her Can. She was not connected to her umbilical. Her neurons were flitting around aggressively, pushing against her face, concerned. She attempted speech, to calm them.
She chittered instead.
or; The iterators wake up as slugcats
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to me evergreen wasn't such a bad dream by exbee for Bronzeinferno
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Jan 2023
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Now, he didn't have much experience in car maintenance- he was a veteran, not mechanic, but he assumed seeing smoke coming out of the engine was not the best thing ever- especially not in the middle of fuck nowhere, Texas. Unless he managed to miss the 'Welcome to Colorado!' sign while driving, and he was even more fucked than he previously thought.
A quick round of swears and stomping around the car for a moment, and Din was back in the front seat, warming up his previously numb fingers. His phone sat in the cup holder, average, boring case, and Din managed to use half-pinprickly fingers to pull up his GPS, finding the nearest town- a small place called Mos Pelgo.
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Din gets stuck on a road-trip and meets one Cobb Vanth. For Dutch in the Dincobb 2022 Holiday Gift Exchange!
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Din was, for the second time that day, grateful to have his face covered, if only to hide the flush across his face.
The room was… clearly set up with… interesting intentions in mind. Dim lighting and a nice bottle of wine, red roses on the table. Cobb was wearing a smug grin on his painted lips. They were sat across from each other, knees close enough to touch.
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and i've come back changed, i can feel it in my bones by exbee
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Aug 2022
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"Y'sure you're ready for that? It ain't a happy story."
"Neither was mine."
"I wish it hadn't gone sour the way it did. Never thought grief looked good on me."
"It doesn't."
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Cobb reflects on the past and present, and how they've changed.
Series
- Part 2 of blessed are those who answer the call
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,281
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
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i'd kill the man i am for one more chance to be yours babe by exbee
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jul 2022
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"It's exciting. Exhilarating. Like you."
"You sure do know how to make a lady feel special, huh?"
"It's only the truth."
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There's a new person in the building, and Din has a crush.
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- Part 1 of blessed are those who answer the call