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    Thirteen secret names passed through my lips, each spoken in perfect time with thirteen heartbeats. On the fourteenth, my feet shifted, and my body began to move. I spun in a wide, flowing arc, my skirt rising around me like a halo of cyan light. The fabric whispered against the air as I completed the first revolution, then the next, and the next, until I had spun thirteen times in total. My outstretched hands trailed the motion of my body, the fine chains crossing my chest catching the dim light as they swayed.
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    Iskandar Khayon performs an ancient Tizcan ritual to aid the Black Legion in the first Black Crusade. Abaddon enjoys it for entirely different reasons.

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    20 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Their pledge is eternal service. Their craft is death. Their calling is war — but in the quiet moments between deployments, temptation waits.

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    08 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Through war and silence, their bond endures — a walk down memory lane with Scipius.

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    28 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    For Ciaphas Cain and his long-suffering comrades, there is no such thing as a pleasant night out. Luckily, sometimes trouble is its own reward.

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    08 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Cato 'insufferable prick' Sicarius is terribly down bad for the XIIIth Legion's Ambassador. He hard copes—until he can't stand it anymore—and, finally, grows a backbone that's built for something other than warcrimes, warp related panic attacks, and being a conceited asshole his every waking moment.

     

     

    Yes, he's getting the girl.

     

     

    But he's also sure as shit still going to complain the whole time.

    TL;DR: initial piss-poor cliche of "oh noooo ur freezing we need to spoon 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 style" got out of hand and I went overboard.

    (all is written from the big blue bastard himself's perspective)

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    22 Sep 2025