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“I think I would like to breed.”
Robert is so focused on his work that it doesn’t even register that the words have just come out of the mouth of America’s heartthrob and the superhero known as Phenomaman until it occurs to him that the entire office has gone quiet. Robert processes what he's heard and turns around to join them in staring at Phenomaman, lacking any other option in the face of what he's just said.
Mistaking their shock, Phenomaman looks around at the faces gazing at him in utter confusion and continues pleasantly, “Actually, I would like to be bred. Is that not a more accurate Earth phrase?”
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Something is wrong with Logan. Maybe it was never right.
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After the downfall of the X-Men at the hands of his incompetency, Logan is just trying to survive through each day. A mysterious stalker and the strange encounters that occur push him to his breaking point.
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Sendak had never caught a human before.
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Good Decisions Made by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024), Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Jun 2025
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Wade may have destroyed Cable's time slider, but the future still needs him. What he doesn't need is getting saddled with a baby. Logan, on the other hand, is right there, available, and basically the adoptive father of Xavier's mansion full of kids, so what's one more?
While Cable works to fix Wade's mistake, Wade approaches Logan for help. Things get complicated when they become increasingly uncertain that Cable is going to leave for the future after all.
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After saving Wade's world, Logan is left in a new world that doesn't hate him and where all his friends that were dead—because of him—are now alive. He has no idea how to face them; he doesn't even know how to face Wade, who's decided to see how many creative ways he can find to die. Together, they find a way forward.
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Deadpool stumbles into Peter's life, and Peter stumbles into a newfound kink.
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One of the good ones by farmhandler
Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
19 Feb 2025
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Let's Call the Whole Thing Off by TeapotTempest
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
29 Apr 2016
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A mysterious condition spreads among the Autobots and Decepticons, prompting the strangest truce in the history of the eons-long war.
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Bookmarked by farmhandler
12 Dec 2025
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I cannot properly describe how lovely this series is!! So hopeful and wonderful. And surprisingly scientific.
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Death Becomes Him by KandiSheek for Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Nov 2025
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Wade picks up a cursed artifact that makes him die over and over again. Logan is the opposite of amused.
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05 Nov 2025
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Wade can't stop dying due to a curse. Logan isn't happy about it.
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Betwixt and Between by ivywatcher
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 May 2013
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In Which: Mycroft's mother is dead, Sherlock has solved a case, and John Watson is still awake.
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30 Mar 2014
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Their mother is dead. Mycroft goes to visit Sherlock and John to tell him. Sweet and sad.
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When exalted shades in Elysium are emboldened and corrupted by Zagreus’ combination of boons, the unthinkable happens for the first time within hundreds of runs, and Zagreus is assaulted. Shocked to find himself traumatised by anything at all, he begins to avoid Elysium at all costs, and others begin to notice…
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11 Jun 2022
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I'm emo, it's beautiful.
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Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. With the captain out of commission on a regular basis and Spock struggling to preserve his stoicism, staying alive is difficult enough – but when a slim chance for escape surfaces, their resolve is truly put to the test. Together they must fight for survival in the heart of an alien jungle, and in the process, uncover the mystery of the planet’s past. Slow build K/S.
Written for the 2011 Star Trek Big Bang on Livejournal - look for links to the mix and art there!
Warnings: Minor character death. Mind control themes and sort-of-zombies. Dark at times due to twisted xenobiological shenanigans. Mild themes of stress-related weight loss. Heaps of TOS references and/or spoilers. Eventual smut. Freakishly long chapters.
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A classic. Love this fic.