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“It’s actually a very special evening, Seokjin. It’s Jungkook’s debut as a Rose. He looks effervescent tonight, doesn’t he?”
The familiar, sizzling sensation in his belly is back the second Namjoon smiles at him. Warmly and kindly, with his dimples showing and Jungkook’s heart stops for a moment. Maybe this is it. The look Taehyung kept talking about.
But then Seokjin ruins it, of course.
“He looks like a tree”, he says, laughing his annoying, high-pitched laugh.
If Jungkook didn’t promise Jimin to act like a gentle, living, breathing piece of art that walks in beauty all night long, he would strangle him.
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or: The historical fantasy au where elite courtesan Jungkook is set on conquering Namjoon‘s heart and falls for Seokjin along the way.
*27th February 2026: I felt like this story needed some restructuring so I split some of the chapters that felt too long and dense into two parts - hence the growing number of chapters and update notifications! I haven't added a new chapter yet, but the update is coming this weekend!*
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- Part 1 of Rose Garden Collection
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Life as the Chosen One's Chosen One by fireproofdemigoddess
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Jan 2026
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Seokjin likes to think of himself as a minor background character in Jungkook‘s epic hero‘s journey.
As an irrelevant guy who just happened to be unlucky enough to attend Hogwarts with the Boy Who Lived. As a faceless student who is simply trying his best to survive Herbology and Arithmancy. As someone who doesn’t get involved in any of the scary shit Chosen Ones and their loyal sidekicks must deal with. Too bad Jungkook doesn't see it that way.
or: 5 times Seokjin was rational enough to choose survival over becoming the love interest of a magical YA novel (+1 time his massive crush on Jungkook got the best of him)
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After the breakup it takes Seokjin a whole year to stop looking for Jungkook in every room he enters.
Two years to say his name without feeling like dying. Three years to feel levelheaded, collected and unattached again. Four years to start living for real.And just a single phone call to make his house of cards implode all over again.
“Hello, this is Melanie Downs from Lakeview General Hospital. Am I talking to Mr. Seokjin Kim? I’m calling because you are listed as the emergency contact for Jungkook Jeon. Can you confirm your relationship to him?"
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The Supernatural Exes to Lovers au no one asked for but I was in desperate need of.
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Dinosaurs, Rainy Days and Seventh Waves - A Muscle Memory Collection by fireproofdemigoddess
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 Mar 2025
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snippets, drabbles, missing scenes and alternate realities of Seokjin and Jungkook in lovelovelove
(or: Muscle Memory Bonus Content)
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- Part 2 of Muscle Memory
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Seokjin is twenty-nine years old when he decides to make outromancing his boyfriend his number one life goal.
It is a bit of a suicide mission given the fact that Jungkook is the fucking Grand Master of Too-Good-To-Be-True-Big-Screen-Tearjerker-Creepy-Stalker-Mix-Tape-Romance, but he is determined. Ready to give his all. To devote his body and soul to the project - to get Jungkook to swoon and sway. Or to die trying. Which, at this point, seems like a more likely outcome.
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or: The story of how Seokjin's ambitious top secret gift plan nearly ruined (but ultimately saved) Christmas.
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- Part 3 of About Love
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let gravity be my sculptor by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Mar 2025
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“No more doctor’s appointments,” he says to Armand, who’s perched in one of Daniel’s squashy armchairs, scrolling listlessly on his iPad. “But maybe we should book you in with one. When’s the last time you had a prostate exam?”
“Ha,” says Armand, without looking up. “Why, are you offering?”
Or: when Daniel gets turned into a vampire, Armand gets turned back into a human. It’s not going well.
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Remus knew without fail when the full moon was approaching – not because of the light falling through their dormitory window or his decreasing tolerance for bullshit or his aching joints...No, he knew because of the huge black dog crawling into his bed at night.
Carefully, Remus spread the duvet over both of them and buried his face in the soft dark fur of his canine friend. Even in his animagus form Sirius smelled like that god-awful muggle shampoo that he always begged Remus to buy for him every time they left Hogwarts for the holidays.
Or a sweet story about how Moony and Padfoot just don't quite treat each other like anybody else
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never have i by goldcrests
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
01 Apr 2026
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The thing about Zoro, Nami thinks to herself, is that he's a pretty transparent guy if you pay attention. Like how he stares at Luffy, and smiles about Luffy, then looks away and frowns like he's mad at himself. And like how he's very obviously been telling himself that Luffy's not interested in certain things, even as Luffy ogles him relentlessly and says stuff like, Zoro, are you getting too hot working out in that t-shirt? You look really hot.
The Straw Hats get drunk. Things are shared, and over-shared. There are ramifications.
OPLA s2 spoilers
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Most days, it's business as usual. Wake up, train, chase Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper around for disturbing him (because those smiles amid laughs make the whole day better), argue with the cook, occasionally explore an island, pretend not to see Robin and Franky flirting, go to bed. Then do it all once again. Most days he's good. Smiles and laughs. Grumbles and snark. Most days, Zoro feels fine.
But some days, some days he wonders if they really like him.
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Zoro has some doubts and some pretty great nakama.
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16 Mar 2026
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A silly AU riffing off the "kakagai has been canon since childhood" joke. A misunderstanding in which Kakashi thinks he and Gai are dating, and Gai is completely oblivious.
Started with "Not Friends," everything else is a spin-off from that.
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