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In metallurgy, a flux is a chemical reducing agent, flowing agent, or purifying agent, or more generally, flux describes any effect that appears to pass or travel through a surface or substance. In this case, the amount of time that passes through the substance of a relationship to purify it into what it's intended to be
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24 Dec 2025
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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Bookmarked by fireweed
21 Jul 2025
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The single funniest fic on this site, 10/10 no notes
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Maglor and Daeron Sing the Blues by Voidflower
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Jun 2018
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“Laurie, it’s not your… kind I have issue with. It’s your family, and you specifically. You can understand why I might hold a grudge.”
Maglor shrugged, adjusting his guitar strap. “Sure, I understand. But the salient question here is not “will you ever forgive me”, which is frankly a pointless inquiry, given that I have yet to forgive myself. The real question is: David Ronald of the Burned Wood, will you play the Blues with me?”
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20 May 2025
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That one modern!Maglor and Daeron fic that does music exactly right
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In climbing a hand hold is a grip used to help find purchase on a rock wall or ledge.
(7 prompts from the Fairshawlidays event on tumblr - connected into one story.)
Bookmarked by fireweed
10 Mar 2025
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The ultimate ship-defining combination of fluff, drama, occasional smut and excellent prose.
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Picture Six Feet Freshly Dug by Nighthaunting
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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Genn Greymane, his reminiscence of one Lord Daval Prestor and their acquaintance during the Second War, and his tremendous dismay that Anduin would be so willing to entertain a Black Dragon's company.
Or, Genn watching Anduin and Wrathion dance around each other while going "Oh Light, not again" and having horny flashbacks to the time he also fucked a dragon
Bookmarked by fireweed
09 Mar 2025