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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Marco already has a best friend. It's Jake. The thing is, Jake doesn't exactly have time for him anymore, between saving the world and kind of having a girlfriend. Anyway, he can't ask Jake to help him when his dumb heist goes wrong and he has to fix it with a double heist. Ax already has a best friend too, but he's bored enough and oblivious enough to be the perfect co-conspirator. But is Ax really the oblivious one?

    (This is a full rewrite of a fic originally released in 2016, now with more jokes and a coherent plot.)

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    10 Dec 2023

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    Best Marco/Ax ever

  2. Rec *

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    Diego turned to Five. “I’ve already, uh, lived today. This has already happened.”

    Everyone went still.

    “Ooh, that’s a mind-fuck,” said Klaus.

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    20 Oct 2022

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    If mind-controlled Barton doesn't come to spring Loki from the helicarrier, somebody else might have to. That somebody might be Tony Stark, who might not agree with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s interrogation methods and treatment of prisoners.

    Luckily, with Thor's help, Supervillain Rescue Mission is a go. Too bad it starts spinning wildly out of control within minutes.

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    28 Sep 2022

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    Loki may have tried to enslave the planet, but Tony sure doesn't plan on letting a stupid little detail like that come between him and the (admittedly very remote) possibility of Happily Ever After with his prince. Three months after the failed invasion in New York, he seems to have found the way to give their relationship a second chance. It just involves interplanetary travel, an abundance of magical hijinx, and an attempt to outsmart a race of ancient pagan deities. No biggie.

    This story is a direct sequel to "Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony".

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    28 Sep 2022

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    After the defeat of the Dark Elves, Asgard resumes enforcing its ancient hegemony over the other realms - including Midgard. To defend itself from Asgardian tyranny, Earth must seek alliance with its former enemy: Loki.

    “Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.” - Terry Pratchett

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    09 Oct 2019