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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by fischythings
10 Jun 2024
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Attack's Trope-y HEAs by AttackoftheDarkCurses, thebuildingsnotonfire
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Nov 2020
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Lightweight by Celia_and for Aritou
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Mar 2020
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Drunk Ben is devastated to learn that the most beautiful woman he’s ever met already has a husband.
He forgets that it’s him.
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Birthday Present by Celia_and
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Aug 2020
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-Can we please just go back to cordial indifference and pretend like this never happened?
-No, I don’t think so.
-What? Why not?
-Going back to cordial indifference would require feeling cordial indifference in the first place. I’m not indifferent to you, Rey.
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On the night of her 21st birthday, college student Rey drunkenly sexts her brother’s friend, Ben.
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Bookmarked by fischythings
16 Aug 2020
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To keep forever and ever because it’s so damn adorable
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Dystopia by Cosmogonika
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Jul 2020
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Earth, 2149. In a dystopian cyberpunk city called Coruscant, K-yl0 R3N, a lethal android, is a hitman. He considers himself a skillful killer with no feelings and no emotions, for he has been made to kill. Until a chance encounter with Agent R, a "Blade Runner", a special agent who is on his trail. Their meeting and cat-and-mouse game will unveil mysterious, dark secrets from the past.
Dystopia - From the Greek δυσ- “bad” and τόπος “place”; alternatively, kakotopia, or simply anti-utopia.
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Bookmarked by fischythings
06 Aug 2020

