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    BEWARE - here there be pirates! And secret agents. And Oracles. And coffee. Lots of coffee.

     

    Backstory fics are posted in chronological order but don't necessarily need to be read that way :)

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    Aziraphale is firmly of the belief that, according to the old texts, three steps are all that keep one from their heart’s greatest desire. Where is the harm in attempting them? - Everywhere, apparently, as he soon finds out when he’s trapped inside his bookshop, fighting for his life.

    All Crowley asks is a little more variety to his daily routine. But coming home to his flat one night to an out-of-this-century person curled up asleep on his couch is probably just the universe mocking him now.

    There sure are some strange ways for two people to be brought together.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Long decided that she was never to marry, Lady Aziraphale Fell took the opportunity of establishing her own household the minute it had come up. Despite the inclinations of her overbearing brother, she expected only a smooth transition. But she had not been anticipating to struggle with a burgeoning attraction to her strange, handsome footman; nor had she expected to tumble headlong into a whirlwind relationship, a passionate secret whispered only in the shadows, never to be made known.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Crowley arrives injured at Aziraphale's door. He takes care of him, reads him an awful lot of Mary Oliver, and knits elaborate metaphors for his insecurities (literally).

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Crowley likes giving Aziraphale things. Whatever he wants, actually.

    Which, happily, includes Crowley himself, as it turns out.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    I saw this tumblr prompt and my hand slipped.

    "Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married? "

    https://yvmeji.tumblr.com/post/185880682877/okay-which-one-of-you-is-going-to-write-the

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    06 Dec 2025