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Yes, I got your letter - Yes, I'm doing better by fookinavocados
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2023
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Natalie was something like an only child since she was 5 years old. Yes, she had a brother, twin brother even, Remus, but after what happened, they didnt play together as often anymore. They werent allowed to play with other children and didnt even go to school like everyone else.
Their parents always said that they would teach them everything important in life. One of these Important things was to always count on each other, even when one of them is locked into the cellar each month, while the other sits in her tiny shed outside, only to be safe.When Albus Dumbledore stands at the front door with a letter for both Natalie and Remus, how will the life of the twins change?
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“I believe I am finished here. I look forward to seeing you at the sorting.” He winked at the twins and then handed out the letters. Without waiting for goodbyes or other words, he turned around and went towards the front door.
There he threw a look towards the shocked family still standing in the living room and said one last thing: “Happy Birthday.”
Then he was out of the door.
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If there's one person more tired of the Dutch national anthem in 2023, it's Max Verstappen, because unlike everyone else, he's heard it hundreds of times. Max is trapped in this endless grey Sunday at Silverstone where nothing ever changes. He races, he wins, he gets to the podium, they play the national anthem, rinse and repeat. It's its own kind of hell.
Until Oscar Piastri shows up, and he changes everything.
a Groundhog Day with racing autism or maxcar time loop AU
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- Part 3 of Formula supernatural
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18 Apr 2026
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Luca Haas had a secret Tumblr art account from the mid to late 2010s. One of his posts wasn't of his art though, and of course that's the post that comes back to haunt him years down the line when he is playing for the Ottawa Centaurs with his idol and mentor, Ilya Rozanov.
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- Part 3 of heated rivalry fics
- Part 1 of theartofhockey81->theartofhockey42, a luca haas story
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04 Apr 2026
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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22 Mar 2026
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“Listen,” Oscar whirls around on Max, no doubt he’s wearing a borderline crazed expression as the next few sentences come hurtling out. “Luke cheated on me with some model and so obviously I broke up with him but now he thinks I’m like still hung up on him and came to this party for him, which by the way is absolutely not the truth, but anyway I told him I moved on and have a boyfriend, which I definitely don’t, but then he asked me who and I pointed to you.”
Max looks a little lost, a lot taken back — but not angry? So that’s at least a win.
“Can you please pretend to be my boyfriend?” Oscar blurts out.
Or; Oscar, desperate to show his cheating ex that he's moved on, asks their uni's heartthrob, Max Verstappen, to pretend to be his boyfriend.
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09 Feb 2026