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Yes, I got your letter - Yes, I'm doing better by fookinavocados
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2023
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Natalie was something like an only child since she was 5 years old. Yes, she had a brother, twin brother even, Remus, but after what happened, they didnt play together as often anymore. They werent allowed to play with other children and didnt even go to school like everyone else.
Their parents always said that they would teach them everything important in life. One of these Important things was to always count on each other, even when one of them is locked into the cellar each month, while the other sits in her tiny shed outside, only to be safe.When Albus Dumbledore stands at the front door with a letter for both Natalie and Remus, how will the life of the twins change?
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“I believe I am finished here. I look forward to seeing you at the sorting.” He winked at the twins and then handed out the letters. Without waiting for goodbyes or other words, he turned around and went towards the front door.
There he threw a look towards the shocked family still standing in the living room and said one last thing: “Happy Birthday.”
Then he was out of the door.
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“Listen,” Oscar whirls around on Max, no doubt he’s wearing a borderline crazed expression as the next few sentences come hurtling out. “Luke cheated on me with some model and so obviously I broke up with him but now he thinks I’m like still hung up on him and came to this party for him, which by the way is absolutely not the truth, but anyway I told him I moved on and have a boyfriend, which I definitely don’t, but then he asked me who and I pointed to you.”
Max looks a little lost, a lot taken back — but not angry? So that’s at least a win.
“Can you please pretend to be my boyfriend?” Oscar blurts out.
Or; Oscar, desperate to show his cheating ex that he's moved on, asks their uni's heartthrob, Max Verstappen, to pretend to be his boyfriend.
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09 Feb 2026
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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22 Dec 2025
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Oscar is one of the best FBI agents in the BAU.
When his team is called to a small town to investigate some strange murders, he runs into a super hot British boy who happens to be just his type.
Lando and his friends are heading back to their hometown for spring break.
Lando's trying to get over his past abusive boyfriend while also trying to keep the secret he's spent his whole life hiding safe.
What happens when the FBI's in town and the hot Australian agent catches Lando's eye?
Does he listen to his heart and let the agent in, risking his secret being exposed or does he ignore his heart and keep his secret safe?
What happens when the notes Lando used to receive suddenly start coming back?
His so-called "soulmate" threatening that Lando will be his.
Does Lando go to the FBI with the knowledge he has to help them solve their case or does he protect himself risking the lives of others?
Can Oscar and his team figure out who the unsub is before it's too late?
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A Landoscar FBI Au where Lando really goes through it and Oscar's just trying to do his job.
Their friends have the misfortune of being along for the ride.
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- Part 1 of Landoscar FBI Au + Lestappen
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03 Dec 2025
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"Write a song about it," Lando said when breaking up with the love of his life.
That certainly bit him in the ass. Now, he was stuck slinging drinks with his ex's Grammy-winning album playing on repeat.
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Everyone knows breakup albums are universally fire. Lando feels the burn.
(Oscar wonders what to do with the ashes.)
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- Part 1 of heart eyes 'verse
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16 Nov 2025
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When Logan Sargeant is asked to step in as his boss's fake date for a wedding, he never anticipated the boss's sociopath brother, Arthur Leclerc, to become fascinated by him. Forced to stick together under duress, a bond neither wanted starts to form between them. Can Logan trust this cold blooded man? How do they go back to their normal life without one another?
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30 Oct 2025