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In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox.
This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.
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This time, Harry really, really means it. He's never going back to Privet Drive. The brief, shining moment of happiness between Sirius's offer to raise Harry and Pettigrew's subsequent escape ruined Harry for anything less than a real home--a place where he's just Harry, not the Boy Who Lived or the freak in the cupboard. Harry is ruined, and so this time he means it. He is never going back to Privet Drive.
And this time, Harry knows ahead of time where he's going to go.
Swallowing back his inexplicable nervousness, Harry holds out the sickles to Stan and calmly says, "I'm going to the House of No Blood."
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- Part 2 of The House of No Blood
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When Aloy raises her spear to end HADES before the doors of LATOPOLIS, she hesitates. It doesn't seem right somehow, despite all the pain and destruction the AI has caused, to kill it in cold blood. Not when it has been reduced to defenseless, malfunctioning wreck by Sylens' tender care. Not when its formerly formidable voice has diminished to a weary, resigned rumble.
Just her luck, that out of all the enemies Aloy has made and vanquished since the Proving, the first one to ask for mercy would be HADES, who categorically does not deserve it.
Elisabet Sobek, she thinks, would do what had to be done. She—they—had sacrificed so much to save Earth. What did a scratch on her conscience matter compared to her duty to humanity?
But... Aloy wasn't Sobek's daughter.
She was Rost's.
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And The Devil Makes Three by generalzero for Hyourin (HyourinmaruIce)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Jul 2024
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It’s infuriating, the way Lucifer keeps managing to peel away Alastor’s masks. Ever since Alastor let slip his attachment to Charlie, the man has been hounding him relentlessly. Alastor is running out of faces.
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It’s maddening, the way every time Lucifer manages to peel away one of Alastor’s masks the bastard has another waiting underneath, a never-ending stack of smiles.
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"A Qualitative Analysis of the Difficulties of Isolating a Specific Iteration of an Individual within the Multiverse" --by Otto Octavius, PhD. by generalzero
Fandom: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
30 Jun 2024
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Otto should have anticipated that his mission to check on Peter One would not be as simple as tracking down the Stephen Strange of his own universe and conspiring with Norman to create a multidimensional anchoring device.
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The first thing you had to remember about Jewel Casino was that you couldn't buy chips with money. It wasn't that kind of casino. You couldn't gamble your soul either. The casino's owner, the enigmatic and unnerving Opal Nox, was not interested in souls. Then what were you supposed to bet, you ask? The color of your eyes. All your memories before you were three years old. The second best day of your life. Anything you liked really. When you cashed out at the end of the night, you could buy those things back ...or you could buy other things.
The second thing you had to remember was deceptively simple: the House always wins.
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Gregory wants to rescue the possessed animatronics, but Glitchtrap holds all the cards. All except for two: a protective Freddy Fazbear, and a ride or die Daycare Attendant. The clock is ticking, but this time six am doesn't guarantee a happy ending.
Featuring a surprisingly cunning Sun, an unsurprisingly feral Moon, and a Freddy Fazbear working out his existential crisis of sentience by sucker-punching anyone who looks at Gregory sideways.
Split POV: Sun, Moon, Freddy, Gregory.
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The thing about Dumbledore was that he favored telling people what he thought they needed to hear, rather than telling them the plain truth. For example, when he told Harry Potter in second year that only a true Gryffindor could pull Godric's sword out of the Sorting Hat, he was just trying to reassure a student who was uncertain they belonged to their House. He was, however, not only lying, but wrong. A Hogwarts student belongs to *all* the Houses, and many things other than a sword have sprung mysteriously from the Sorting Hat.
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The four Founders of Hogwarts were by no means the greatest or most powerful wixen ever known, but on Hogwarts grounds and over Hogwarts students, their influence is sacrosanct. Whether through the magic of the Sorting Hat and the castle itself, or some other cunning, mysterious means of reaching through time, help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
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Gangsters gather at the shrine of their God and patron saint, ready for a ceremony of introduction for their newest members, when unexpected drama arises.
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- Part 11 of Original Works
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16 Sep 2025
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That damned Capuchin monkey stole the tablet the night before the exhibits of the Museum of Natural History were relocated to the Smithsonian. Thankfully, no evil Ancient Egyptian pharaoh with motives to rule the world inhabits their new home. For once, Larry’s friends will have nothing to worry about.
However, that doesn’t mean that the entirety of the Smithsonian’s exhibits coming alive is a good thing. At least, after a bunch of gun-crazy fighting, the Napoleon Bonaparte wax figures and the Al Capone exhibit seem to be getting along.
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16 Sep 2025
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Al and Napoleon act like they hate each other, but the entirety of the museum — including Larry — knows what’s up. It’s only a matter of when.
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16 Sep 2025
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Snippets of our dorky mobster and our little general’s day-to-day life at the Smithsonian.
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- Part 1 of Comme il faut
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16 Sep 2025
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Larry says good night—(technically, morning)—and possibly good-bye to Ahkmenrah after they retrieve the tablet from Cecil. Larry feels there’s no way McPhee would give him back his job, and Ahkmenrah is certain he’ll never be let out of his sarcophagus again.
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- Part 1 of Night Life
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16 Sep 2025