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(Yandere Bachelor(ettes) x Reader)
Day 1 - You arrive to the farm your Grandpa left with smooth hands and zero motivation. You mainly see it as a short vacation rather than a real future -- you're there temporarily, just to rest, before getting back to the corporate grind.
But somehow you make money, and suddenly you're all-in on this farming thing. Plus, the people are pretty nice!
Day 114 - Everything goes to shit.
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wait, the parkour villain is just a GUY? by gossiper
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Nov 2024
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The current Parkour Champion is, well, an asshole.
Seawatt, EMF, and Tec want him, to... uh, die. So, what better way than to unleash the Parkour Villain that even makes the Parkour Champion freak out at the mere mention of him?
Issue is, they find him, but... he seems to be just this lame, average guy named Evbo? (He's kind of cute though.)
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You have a very, totally safe hobby. It's cave diving. And an even safer job. You're a research diver.
Okay, yeah, there are monsters in the ocean, who are not like the ones on the surface... not sharks, not nice goat people—but sirens. That sort of thing. But, so what? You're no coward. If you die, you die... alright, that sounds nihilistic.
It doesn't matter, because it turns out there's definitely something else in the water, and whatever it is definitely is not trying to kill you.
(it's trying to kiss you btw)
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woah i have brothers (they're all feral) by gossiper
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
04 Jan 2023
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Raph has always known he's had brothers - Splinter would always mention it. He did sort of want to meet them, but he just never really thought about it.
Until he does. And accidentally kidnaps them. It was ACCIDENTALLY, okay?
And they're all goddamn insane.
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When he awoke, he met orange eyes. The first thought that flitted through his mind was, wait, did I sleep with someone last night? And the second was, wait, I didn't even sleep with anyone this past month?
And he knew that annoying, sneaky little face anywhere. Macaque. Six-eared Macaque. In his bedroom. Looking at him. A fictional character.
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smile like you mean it by harpy134
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
16 Jul 2025
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Despite previously declining the unwelcome invitation, Saiki finds himself on a date where everyone has the wrong idea.
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02 Nov 2025
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Ada Wong gets a surprise visit on her birthday.
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01 Sep 2025
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Holding back a sigh, Leon turns around to find Ada, leaning against one of the cars parked along the road, a leather jacket he recognizes as his proudly draped over her shoulders like a trophy.
“I’m not even going to ask how you got your hands on that,” he says, once he’s found his voice again.
“Good, because I wasn’t going to tell,” Ada smiles slyly. “Now, are you going to invite me in, or would you rather we both froze out here?”
(Or: After a long night, Leon comes home to a surprise or two.)
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01 Sep 2025
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"you're the most jealous man i know"
"you know other men?"
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Hunnigan had touted the simple escort mission. But when Ada shows up, on the arm of Leon's rich diplomat charge, things become anything but simple. He is forced to watch their interactions without a word. And inside, he finds the ugly signs of envy, a possessiveness that he confronts her with.
"Didn't think you were the jealous type," she says. Yet, it appears she likes what she sees.