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Hermione wants Harry to be happy. She will get him a date whether he wants her to or not.
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Harry's life didn't turn out like he expected after the war. He never did get past all the trauma. Not that he tried to deal with it. He just kept piling more on top by continuing to fight evil wizards. For decades. You can't run into life-threatening situations forever and always expect to win. Eventually, you will lose. What happens next is anyone's guess.
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- Part 1 of The Crusty Curser
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Post-War Harry takes a philosophy class and learns about killing babies before they become mass murderers.
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Harry is a prophesized hero, but he died. Many times. He has had several afterlife processing agents, but they haven't set him up for success. His newest agent, Max, wants Harry to win at all costs. He's going to help Harry cheat at life by setting him up as a Gamer.
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The best part of the Reptilia28 Reaper prompts is the interactions with whoever their Reaper is. There is so much room for play with just the person. Then you can start to subvert the prompt into more fun.
Each of these chapters is a standalone response to the original prompt while not explicitly filling it. If I had any desire to make these a feature length fic, it will be posted as a separate story.
This will be updated very intermittently. Basically, when I get an idea, I'll write it.
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Harry Potter's life doesn't turn out like he thought it would. He never deals with his trauma and stacks even more on top of it. Eventually, he dies. Or something? Maybe? Ends up in a void. he doesn't understand it either. He uses all of his mighty power to apparate out of the void.
Where does he land? Well each story is different. This isn't a sequential series. Each story will be a standalone with the same 1st chapter of Harry's post-canon life (Epilogue Prologue). He might end up traveling in time, in another dimension, another universe, back in a younger body, who the fuck knows.
Wherever he ends up, he still hasn't dealt with the trauma, and he still says lots of bad words. He curses. A lot. He's a disgruntled old man with shit-loads of magical power and doesn't give a fuck about societal standards of what's appropriate to say.
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Sick of dealing with his fame, Harry retired from the ministry, settling into a comfortable existence in Muggle London. But when he returns for one more Auror job, things go wrong, stranding him decades in the past.
Only, this isn't the past he remembers. There's a different Boy Who Lived. Familiar faces who should be dead are casually living their lives. War is on the horizon, one Harry has arrived just in time to end up in the middle of. With nowhere else to go, he ends up at Hogwarts once more, this time as a teacher.
Of Defense Against the Dark Arts... Right?
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@supercorpian
a 🧵of reasons why I think Supercorp (pending) is real.
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what if stan twitter existed in the arrowverse.
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- Part 1 of social media happenings
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10 Apr 2026
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Kara Danvers is a good assistant. A little inexperienced, maybe, but she has other qualities. A good memory. Punctuality. An uncanny knack for always having exactly what Lena wants before she asks for it. And, of course, absolutely zero connections. Not to other businesses. Not to Lex. There’s something to be said for an assistant that won’t plant bugs in her office. Or let in assassins.
But, perhaps, Lena should rephrase. Kara Danvers used to be a good assistant. Maybe the best assistant Lena’s ever had. So why, pray tell, was Lena’s most reliable assistant suddenly terrible?...
What if Kara had become Lena Luthor's assistant instead of Cat Grant's?
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After Kara revealed her identity and Lena took back Luthor Corp, the board has an unusal request of the only Luthor left. Roughly inspired by The Proposal movie but it takes off in it's own direction.
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Kara’s pretty sure even Eliza has seen it.
A clip of Lena, from the last season of Living it Up With the Luthors, bolt upright in the leather backseats of a chauffeur-driven car, a phone held aloft.
Lillian Luthor sits over from her, snarling through a tight-mouthed expression, “Lena, can you please stop taking pictures of yourself? Your brother’s going to jail.”
Or, Lena Luthor is trying to make a name for herself after growing up on reality TV with her now-disgraced family. Kara is assigned an interview with her for Teen CatCo.