13 Bookmarks by handofthekingofhell
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Kepler said, with a short, confident laugh, "I don't know if you've forgotten in your brand new virus-founded idiocracy, but Dr. Maxwell and I put together are pretty damn smart. Pretty damn smart. I'm sure we can handle one job without you."
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25 Sep 2022
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25 Sep 2022
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found the stars; lost my mind by possessedradios (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
11 Jan 2018
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The pros of Jacobi not talking to him is that he won’t interrupt him.
The cons of Jacobi not talking to him is Jacobi not talking to him.Bookmarked by handofthekingofhell
25 Sep 2022
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A collection of short(ish) stories about the SI-5 and the way they interact with each other. Might contain some art made by Yours Truly as well.
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25 Sep 2022
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Stupid Goddard. Stupid Kepler. Couldn't a man just buy crappy frozen food in peace without someone with bloody knuckles showing up in an unmarked car?
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25 Sep 2022
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With all due respect, he's gotten in your head. by bacchusofficial
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
26 Dec 2016
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Colonel Kepler has his annual check-in with Mr. Cutter, but Cutter is more interested in Kepler's relationship with a certain crew member than with how the ship's running.
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25 Sep 2022
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idk if anyone's written a 'kepler busts in and saves jacobi from getting the absolute shit kicked out of him by riemann' fic yet but here's one
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25 Sep 2022
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more than anything, he isn’t used to the company. eiffel stayed with him on the first day. minkowski on the second. a face he didn’t recognise from some dispatch station light years away after that, and then another, a third, a fourth.
and on the seventh day, his god commanded him to rest in the familiarity of his first and last friend on this station.
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25 Sep 2022
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The SI-5 team attempts to salvage a particularly frustrating heist at a hotel. Maxwell is a lesbian and has terrible luck with men, Jacobi is gay and cannot deal with their boss, and Kepler is still just Kepler. Just a great night for some quality squad bonding.
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25 Sep 2022
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"Daniel Jacobi is not an idiot, and if he was any less wasted, he’d, quite frankly, be offended at the implication. That being said, Alana Maxwell would – and often does – dispute this.
She would, if she was three times more sober – or drunk – argue that being in a strange love-hate relationship with your boss is literally the epitome of idiocy. Well, she’s arguing it now anyway, but she’s about four shots of something, probably vodka, past coherency and Daniel stopped listening properly about ten minutes ago."a non chronological series of events in the life of daniel jacobi, most regarding his relationship with warren kepler and the impacts of that
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25 Sep 2022
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Maxwell, the creator. Kepler, the enforcer. Jacobi, the destroyer.
SI-5 is for dirty work, for the jobs that no one else would take (even if they could). How could it be made of anything except monsters and those dumb enough to become them?
A look into the SI-5 team from their childhoods to the finale.
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25 Sep 2022
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you were burned, you were about to burn, you're still on fire by Qpi
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
11 May 2022
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Daniel Jacobi does not like space. Granted, he also doesn’t like jazz music, artificial grape flavoring, or ducks. But he especially dislikes space.
The launch shuttle shakes like Maxwell’s hands after one too many energy drinks, like a badly wired bomb before detonation, like Kelpler’s voice when he’s about to yell at them for doing something stupid. Jacobi prays to the God he doesn’t believe in that they don’t explode into a million tiny particles.
And they don’t. But really, it might have been a mercy if they did. Jacobi doesn’t like space, but he follows orders.
Kepler's orders.And when the orders tell him to go to space? Well, guess where he goes.Bookmarked by handofthekingofhell
25 Sep 2022
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Wingsongs for the Wicked by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Description: Before the birth of the antichrist, Heaven makes a deal; if Aziraphale falls, Crowley rises. But, when Armageddon ends on a little airfield outside of Tadfield, immunity from Hell cannot protect against the holy wrath of God’s forsaken angels.
Excerpt: “See, the end is nigh.” Gabriel clapped an arm over Crowley’s shoulders. “And as much as I’d like to see you melted into a bubbling pile, we’ve just gotten confirmation that in the next decade your lot will be welcoming the antichrist. Unfortunately, there are some... complications.”
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03 Jul 2019