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    As seen in "Stampolines" and as frequently reinforced throughout the show, One can make any number—"More to Explore" puts it "if you start with a number for fun/you can make it bigger if you just add One".

    But that means that each and every number can become Ones, and we've seen that when Four becomes Twos it's not always for the better...

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    1/?
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    One who himself feels outside the shelter of compassion and pity starts to interact with at least friendly animals again, and starts to wonder how to come inside that community again.

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    1/?
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    In which Ken is totally distracted from pursuing the matter of patriarchy by horse fiction.

    (I meant this to be a drabble or three, but Ken refused to abide by word count restrictions.)

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    The author takes a young Palpatine on a tour of their new workplace in Number Heaven/Hell, including a stop in Numberland.

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    1/?
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    2
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    6
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    3
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    1/?
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    71
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    Data is not a cat's average human. Spot still loves him.

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    880
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    1/1
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    5
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    69
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    9
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    Sisko, towards the end of a masquerade ball, reflects on the outcome, some of it romantic, of the Enterprise's appearance at Bajor, displaced in time.

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    15
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    Armed with a half-forned plan to defeat Voldemort via potion, Harry gets lucky (in two senses), but then realizes the Black sisters may have meant something entirely different to happen.

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    1/1
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    1
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    139
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    10
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    131
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    10
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    Five times, in different universes, when the new speeder color of Sheev's choice angered Cosinga and once when that didn't but something else certainly did.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    Whatever intention Imperials may have had in destroying Alderaan evaporates in the space of a chokehold. Serendipitously, Vader was never enthused about the potential toll exacted by the Death Star.

    All plans to have Luke defeat the Jedi's wayward Chosen One unravel just as quickly. It's probably just as well Obi-Wan was experiencing doubts.

    So it falls to Leia, Obi-Wan, and Luke to build a tenuous alliance with Vader...who just decided he'd rather work with them anyway.

    Of course, the Clone Wars era Dream Team has to work around their haunting by the ghosts, of each other and otherwise, inside their heads.

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    1,212
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    20
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    7
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    The sands cannot abrade, not the merciless suns bleach away the ties Obi-Wan Kenobi feels for his former Padawan.

    The feeling that part of him died on Mustafar is as inexorable.

    And yet, before all else, Obi-Wan Kenobi was a Jedi, and thus he will not tell Luke anything like the full story.

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    1/1
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    13
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    8
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    Art depicting the T/O/S tetrimino threesome as...

    IKEA-esque instructions for assembly
    A Mondrian style portrait

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    Palpatine's problems with the branding of a particular product keeps surfacing during his rehearsal of Operation: Bring Anakin to the Dark Side.

    "He merely would very much like that to happen without ever having to see the phrase 'Mommy Milkers'"

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    Sirius' guesses about how not to be like the people who raised him don't always work out, let alone dominate over his learned behavior.

    Remus is afraid to tell people no, and too often tries to convince himself he was wrong to think they shouldn't anyway.

    James, well, alright, James might be spoiled, but it's only right that the good guys win over the bad guys and Slytherin House is nothing but a breeding ground for dark wizards, definitely bad guys.

    And Peter really really doesn't want to get on the bad side of the biggest fish in the pond.

    Lily barely has a sister any more, and her best friend's in the "enemy" house. Shouldn't pose too much of a challenge for a girl who can make anyone seem good, right? Wrong.

    Severus? really wishes there was somewhere where nobody ever wanted to beat him up. But until then and barring that, he'll fight back.

    Six kids, on an unfortunately sure course for tragedy.

    Language:
    English
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    1,370
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    111
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    Anakin, no, Darth Vader is going to save his son.

    But before that, he unwittingly sent his daughter careening down the same path he regrets taking.

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    English
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    665
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    4
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    698
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    Another Sith reinvents their organization yet again, and places an agent among the Jedi...

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    English
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    1/?
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    9
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    1
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    2,134
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    35
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    3
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