helluvamealyah

Stylized drawing of Lucifer from the show Hazbin Hotel looking unimpressed and cunty.



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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Alastor is going into his third year of university and gearing up to take the MCAT and start applying to medical school, but there’s one problem: money. He works part time in a coffee shop, but that will never earn him enough to get where he needs to go. So when he’s jokingly advised to start recording audio pornography to earn some extra cash... Desperate times have him resulting to desperate measures.

    Luckily he starts making decent money pretty quickly -- though some of his donors are pushier than others. And while that job certainly has it's stressors, Alastor also finds himself forming a bond with a short, blond, new-to-town regular at his coffee shop job.

    What will happen to that bond when the pre-existing, hidden ties between them come to light?

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    21 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    Oh, how much can change in just a few weeks. One day Alastor is living his usual life as heir to the Bouchère family business, and the next, Rosie is ushering him to Morningstar Palace and requiring him to marry the King's youngest son, Prince Lucifer Morningstar.

    Supposedly, this is for the good of their family and for the Kingdom as a whole, but what ulterior motives will Alastor uncover through spending time with his new husband? And how will he react when he realizes Prince Lucifer doesn't quite match up to his troublemaker reputation?

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Alastor, upon being forced to trek all the way up to Lucifer's tower, decides to have a little fun at the King's expense.
    They bicker, they trade threats, and Alastor even goes so far as to use his natural charm, just to fuck with that pretty stupid blonde head even more.
    One thing leads to another and they end up biting off way more than either of them can chew.

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    My entry to eggsplosion2025, which sees Alastor and Lucifer magically handcuffed together, and I slap as many favourite tropes (and eventually, kinks) in as I can.

    Fic is fully written, updates every Monday :)

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    08 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    When Alastor is told that the manor on the hill contains a powerful, dangerous force that is not to be trifled with, he takes the warning as a personal challenge.

    He never expected to find the Devil himself waiting for him there.

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    02 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Long before Alastor offered his services to Charlie, he and Lucifer had met. And the Devil himself had offered Alastor an offer he couldn’t refuse.

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    “So, does being my executioner sound enticing enough now?”

    “Somewhat.”

    “So—”

    “But I’ll have to decline, nonetheless.”

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    (Will be canon compliant for both S1 and S2)

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    25 Dec 2025