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iodine (so I can die) by deniigiq
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Aug 2025
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“You know what sucks, Pete?” Tony says, “Watchin’ a kid you’ve known since he was fifteen fading away in front of your very eyes.”
“Stop lookin’ then,” Peter says.
Just like Dr. Johnson, Tony can’t resist Peter’s innate charm. He looks away to hide his smirk and turns back once he’s gotten ahold of himself.
“You need social interaction; everyone’s saying you’re isolating. That’s not gonna fly and you know it, so here’s your choice,” he says. “The Torch or Osborn?”
“Osborn,” Peter says.
“You forgive like a saint, Mr. Parker.”
“Save it for confession, Mr. Stark.”
(Peter loses his powers and, having stretched the limits of his body for years as Spiderman, ends up trapped in a cycle of dying and being brought back to life by the dregs of his healing factor. He needs help, but he doesn't know who to turn to when everyone, everywhere seems to be trying to save him.)
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23 Feb 2026
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Best Laid Plans by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 May 2018
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“Tony. What the hell are you doing here?”
“We were hungry,” Stark said, at least pretending like this was all one big happy coincidence. “And it just so happened we were in the neighborhood—”
“You were not in the neighborhood,” Steve snarled and woah. Bucky perked up at that tone of voice. “If all of you”—he snapped his hand out at the group, nearly whacking the goddamn alien god in the face—“were in the neighborhood, then the neighborhood would be on fire.”
“—we were in the neighborhood,” Stark continued, unfazed, raising his voice over Steve’s rant, “and thought, how about some lunch between friends?”
Or: The Avengers crash Steve and Bucky’s date. Steve reacts badly, Bucky sulks, and all their friends are super helpful.
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- Part 2 of Good Vibrations
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20 Feb 2026
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Robin is magic. Robin has always been magic. This is more literal than some might imagine.
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Bruce bans metas and magic from Gotham, whenever he can, but if he’s aware of the irony in enforcing this rule with Robin at his side, he never comments on it. As a child, Dick is sure that he knows because Batman Knows Everything. As an adult, or near enough, he wonders if that is true, or if the only person who can feel the magic glittering across his skin is Dick himself.
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19 Feb 2026
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In which people are shaped both by their circumstances and by their natures.
Featuring: Cassandra Grayson, Jason Gordon, Barbara Todd, Richard Drake, Damien Brown, Timothy Al Ghul, and Stephanie Cain.
Yes I did write this solely for the title.
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Cassandra Grayson is young and brilliant. She moves with grace in her every action; she smiles brightly and freely and laughs at everyone’s jokes. She understands five languages – Romani, Cantonese, English, French, and BSL – but doesn’t speak much in any of them. Her parents communicate with her in a hodge-podge of all five and they listen to her expressions, her silences, as much as they do to her words. She loves them more than anything and they love her just the same. Robin, they call her, with love.
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- 5,999
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19 Feb 2026
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Kryptonite Disposal Guys, Inc. by SpaceWall
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
22 Nov 2024
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When Tim’s parents start working with Lex Luthor, there’s only one thing to do.
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“Alright,” Steph said, after she’d tried and failed to suffocate Tim with his own pillow for taking her phone. “So what’s the next step of the plan, then? Does Superman have his own hotline? Do we just go to Metropolis and yell about it a lot?”
That might work, actually, but it would create a lot of opportunities for Luthor to know what Tim had done. Which would create a lot of opportunities for Tim’s dad to know what Tim had done, and for Tim to get disappeared by goons and drowned in the harbor, or sent to a reform school without any computer science classes, or something.
“Metropolis yes,” Tim said, “yelling no.”
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- 2/2
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19 Feb 2026
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Eight years ago, Jason Todd came back from the dead much the same as he'd been before it – except for the soulmark around his wrist, where someone had pulled him free from dead. His only lead on his soulmate's identity is the anonymous call that told Bruce he was alive. Well, that and this odd thing Spoiler has said, just now.
--Blue: You gave me your number earlier???
+1 (668) 228-626: i did?
+1 (668) 228-626: oh yea. I did.
Blue: This is not very convincing.
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19 Feb 2026
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Jason Todd returns to Gotham with a detailed plan for Batman, the Joker, and the new Robin he’s seen pictures of in the papers. There’s just one tiny problem with his plan: Batman is missing. Also the Joker is missing. And nobody has seen Robin in a while.
In unrelated news, there are two(?) teen vigilantes patrolling the streets of Gotham. Someone should probably do something about that.
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Jason was going to find answers, and when he did, he was going to beat the shit out of someone. Who it was going to be depended on what the fuck, exactly, was going on.
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- Part 1 of Little Birds
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- English
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- 9/9
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19 Feb 2026
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Tim is sixteen. Dick is suffering.
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- Part 1 of Of House and Home
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- English
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15 Feb 2026
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look on down from the bridge by CivilBores
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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“You saw the body?” Jason asks. It’s a stupid question—of course Tim saw it. Tim was the one who found it, who rolled it into the carpet in the first place. But there’s a second question wrapped up in his strangled tone, which is: Are you okay after seeing the body?
Tim just purses his lips, almost indignant. “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a corpse before, Jason.”
Right, Jason thinks, but it’s the first time the corpse has been your own fucking dad.
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Tim is desperate to keep his father’s death a secret from Bruce at all costs. Which is how he ends up hiding a body with Jason Todd, of all people.
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15 Feb 2026
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Help! My Brother Sold Me to One Direction by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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“I came here to propose something.” Tim takes a deep breath. “I think we should sell me.”
Jason laughs. Tim doesn’t. Jason says, "Alright, I’ll bite. Who’re we selling you to, Dobby?”
Someone in Gotham is preying on kids but careful enough to leave no proof. Luckily, Tim has a foolproof plan.
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- 12,279
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15 Feb 2026
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Textonymous by LialeeEderian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Miraculous Ladybug
11 Jan 2024
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In which I follow the usual trope of Marinette, Danny, and a Batkid (TIM) becoming online friends. Except Tim’s trying to figure out why his new friends hate the JL, and Danny and Marinette are just trying to keep their secret identities (that’s a lie).
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- Part 4 of The Miraculous School of (Teenagers and) Kwamidom
- Part 1 of Textonymous Ltd.
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- English
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- 34,125
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- 15/15
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20 Oct 2025
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Nino Has Done Nothing To Deserve This by GuardianKarenTerrier
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
14 Sep 2018
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It's nothing, really- just an innocent comment, a joke. But when they hear it, Nino and Alya come to a realisation.
There were, in retrospect, dozens upon dozens of hints. Now that they're suddenly aware of all their friend's flimsy excuses and rushed explanations, they're not only sure how they've missed it, they're not sure how anyone else has either. They realise that it had to be magic protecting their friends- and that same magic has ceased to work on the two of them.
Well, this means they'll just have to start watching over their friends themselves.
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- English
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- 30,838
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- 7/7
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10 Sep 2025
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Adrien Ageste moves away from the camera, and it focusses in on his face. “Uh, hi,” he says, running a hand through his hair to right it. “My name is Adrien Agreste, and this is my first YouTube video.”
Adrien's always been good in front of the camera - he figured he had time, and he had drive - why not make a YouTube account? Except, it blew up. With his growing relationship with Marinette - and Ladybug's weird relationship advice - he feels like everybody's eyes are on him. And his fanbase is a little too intuitive...
Basically, Adrien gets a YouTube account and lives his best life. Teen and Up for language only
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09 Sep 2025
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“It’s official—the long-awaited Ladybug and Chat Noir movie has cast its two leads! This fall, Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste will leap onto the big screen as Paris’s favorite superheroes!”
People keep asking Marinette and Adrien what the “secret” is to playing Ladybug and Chat Noir. Quite separately, they answer that they’re just being themselves. They’re not kidding.
Adrien’s big break and Marinette’s accidental movie audition end up endangering their secret identities. How are they supposed to hide the fact that they are their roles from the whole world and each other?
It’s not unethical for superheroes to play themselves, right?
NOTE: Yes, if you're wondering, this is the fic that was potentially plagiarized by the actual writers in the episode "Frighteningale" (9-27-2018). No, I'm not kidding. This crackfic is now at least partially canon. You're welcome.
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- English
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09 Sep 2025
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Five Times Gabriel Agreste Caught Ladybug in His Son’s Bedroom (and the One Time He Caught Chat Noir) by agrestenoir
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
11 Dec 2017
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Gabriel Agreste keeps finding Ladybug in his son's bedroom. As a super villain and father, this will not stand.
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- Part 1 of how hawkmoth got his groove back
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- English
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- 1/1
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09 Sep 2025
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Chat Noir wants to follow Marinette on Instagram.
What could go wrong?
[Slightly crack-ish, but mostly just funny social media shenanigans.]
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- English
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- 11/11
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- 662
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08 Sep 2025
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Alya, bless her fangirl heart, doesn't always get everything right. It's the job of the two superheroes she adores to set her informational blog straight and keep a little entertainment going in the comment section. The real issue here is that they don't know how to hold back.
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- 10/10
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08 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker's Tapeworm by Ginevra_Benci
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
31 Oct 2022
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Everyone forgets that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Everyone includes Peter Parker.
(Summary updated to reassure you that the tapeworm is a metaphor 😊)
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- Part 1 of (Not Really a) Tapeworm ’verse
- Language:
- English
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- 48,214
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 17
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- 1,762
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- 5,341
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- 84,626
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10 Jun 2025
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After the Blue Spirit frees the Avatar from the Pohuai Stronghold, Admiral Zhao captures Prince Zuko under suspicion of treason. Isolated from his Uncle and his crew, Zuko has only one ally: the chatty prisoner one cell over.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Phoenix Feather
- Language:
- English
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- 142,042
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- 16/16
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- 62
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- 4,892
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- 28,431
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- 572,298
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19 Mar 2025
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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- 127,168
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- 20/20
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- 210
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- 14,902
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18 Mar 2025